If I say 'political comedian,' then people think you're talking about you, the Senate and Congress, and what's going on in Washington D.C. If I say 'comedian,' people automatically assume that you're a comedian who talks about how his wife won't listen to him and that dummy down at the mechanic who wouldn't fix his car.
Copy QuoteI spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Copy Quote View & ShareI know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Copy Quote View & ShareHere comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.
Copy Quote View & ShareIt's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
Copy Quote View & ShareIt's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life's work complete.
Copy Quote View & ShareSelf-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.
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