I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.

The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you. You're in a conversation and everybody's agreeing with what you're saying - even if you say something totally crazy. You need people who can tell you what you don't want to hear.

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free.

For a time, at least, I was the most famous person in the entire world.