Age Quotes

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.

What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.

To be renewed is everything. What more could one ask for than to have one's youth back again?

I'm not afraid of aging.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Surrounding myself with beautiful women keeps me young.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.