Mom Quotes

I am truly my mother's son.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

You are a person of the greatest importance when you are a mother of a family. Just do your job right and your kids will love you.

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is up to all the time.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

My mother told me on several different occasions that she was livin' her dream vicariously through me. She once said that I was getting' to do all the things that she would have wanted to have done.

Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.

Mothers don't let your daughters grow up to be models unless you're present.

A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.

My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic, worked in a restaurant, always had a second job.

I want to be a cool mom.

Of all the roles I've played, none has been as fulfilling as being a mother.

My mom taught us the Serenity Prayer at a young age.