Money Quotes

Assets put money in your pocket, whether you work or not, and liabilities take money from your pocket.

I spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library, and it's better than college. People should educate themselves - you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years, I had read every book in the library and I'd written a thousand stories.

Succeeding in business is not just about making money.

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

The first and most imperative necessity in war is money, for money means everything else - men, guns, ammunition.

Money can't buy happiness.

If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.

You know people talk about federal money as if it falls from heaven. You know we thank heaven for it, but it came out of people's pockets - and I've driven all over Washington, D.C., I cannot find the money tree.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

It's good to put money back into communities.

New York was no mere city. It was instead an infinitely romantic notion, the mysterious nexus of all love and money and power, the shining and perishable dream itself.

Companies should not have a singular view of profitability. There needs to be a balance between commerce and social responsibility... The companies that are authentic about it will wind up as the companies that make more money.

I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We want to let that trillion dollar tax cut expire so the middle class doesn't have to bear the burden of all that money going to the super-wealthy. That's not a tax raise. That's called fairness where I come from.

Psychopaths are social predators, and like all predators, they are looking for feeding grounds. Wherever you get power, prestige and money, you will find them.

We can all be successful and make money, but when we die, that ends. But when you are significant is when you help other people be successful. That lasts many a lifetime.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.