Jab main hawai jahaj udaonga na toh uske duk-duk-duk ki awaaz mein shor nahi ... fakht ek awaaz sunai degi ... Vande Mataram!

When I'll fly the airplane then there won't be any noise in it's sound ... instead you will only hear one sound ... Hail to the Motherland!

Kisi ko tum gusail lagti ho, kisi ko bighdail lagti ho ... tumhari amma mazak mazak mein kehti hai ki raat bhar ghoomti rehti ho toh chudail lagti ho ... kisi ko tumhari baatein atpatti lagti hai, kisi ko behad chatpatti lagti hai ... tumhari kasam humein tumhari har ek baat bahut hi achchi lagti hai

Someone thinks you're great and someone thinks you're naughty ... your mother jokingly says that you look like a witch when you roam around in the night ... someone thinks your talks are strange and someone thinks they're pretty interesting ... I swear on you, I love every bit that you do

Aap mote, kaale, naate, ganje, chahe jaise bhi dikhte ho ... agar aap apne aapse pyar karenge toh duniya bhi aapse pyar karegi

Fat, dark skinned, short, bald, no matter how you look ... if you'll love yourself then even the world will love you

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Come a little above the sperm ... there is a thing called heart

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega

This is a theater ... here we don't want any drama

Paise nahi toh kya hua ... pyar toh hai unlimited

So what if I don't have money ... I have unlimited love

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Just like Humayun's Tomb and Taj Mahal ... my love will also be rock solid like these monuments for centuries and centuries

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Despite of being hurt in love, young guys always apply Iodex on their wounds and stand up again ... to give one more try

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

Kuch gaane aapki zindagi se yoon hi judh jaate hai ... unki dhun mein lipte hote hai chote badhe kisse ... kayi saari yaadein

Some songs just connect well with your life ... wrapped around their tunes are big and small stories ... and many many memories

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

India ko ek karane mein cricket aur Chitrahaar ko sara credit jaata hai

Cricket and Chitrahaar (songs show) get the entire credit to unite India

Zindagi side 'A' se side 'B' ki tarah ghoomti gaano ki reel ki tarah hi toh hai ... kabhi koi gaana itna pasand hai ki khatam hone se dar lagta hai ... kabhi koi gaana poore din honthon se jaane ka naam nahi leta ... aur kabhi koi gaane ke sirf dhun yaad reh jaati hai

Life is just like a reel of tape that spins from side 'A' to side 'B' ... sometimes you love a song so much that you're worried that it'll end ... sometimes a song is there on your lips all day long ... and sometimes you can only remember the tune of a song

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Tussi bong ho?

Are you a Bengali?

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Talent gives a lot to a person ... but it also deducts proper taxes for it

Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge

Whether people have money in their pocket or not ... they will never leave drinking coffee

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack was scolded by his father and Johnny just ran away and was hiding

Duniya mein har koi galat hai ... aur sahi woh hai joh kam galat hai

Everyone in this world is wrong ... but the one who's the least wrong, is the right one

Paise ho na ho ... pyar apna jugaad nikaal hi leta hai

Whether money is there or not ... love will find it way

Zindagi side 'A' se side 'B' ki tarah ghoomti gaano ki reel ki tarah hi toh hai ... kabhi koi gaana itna pasand hai ki khatam hone se dar lagta hai ... kabhi koi gaana poore din honthon se jaane ka naam nahi leta ... aur kabhi koi gaane ke sirf dhun yaad reh jaati hai

Life is just like a reel of tape that spins from side 'A' to side 'B' ... sometimes you love a song so much that you're worried that it'll end ... sometimes a song is there on your lips all day long ... and sometimes you can only remember the tune of a song

Roz humein ladai ladni padti hai zindagi mein ... par joh ladai pariwar ke saath hoti hai woh saari ladaiyon mein sabse badi aur khatarnak hoti hai

We face battles everyday in life ... but the battle that we have with our family is the most dangerous one

Main bhi toh ... kid hi hoon

Even I am ... a kid

Life mein haan ya na ki probability 50-50 ki hoti hai ... aur mujhe lagta hai ki haan wala 50 bahut hota hai

The probability of yes or no in life is 50%-50% ... and I feel that the 50% of yes is more than enough

Jab love ki spelling bhi nahi aati thi ... matlab toh door ki baat thi ... tab se jisse pyar kiya hai aur jab woh haan bol de ... toh jaan bas nikalte nikalte reh jaati thi

When I didn't even know how to spell love ... forget knowing the meaning of it ... since then, the person whom I've loved and when that person says yes ... then it feels like my life is about to end

Dil kehta hai unse mil ... dimag kehta hai duty ke baad mil

My heart tells me to go and meet her ... but my mind tells me to meet her after work

Life mein haan ya na ki probability 50-50 ki hoti hai ... aur mujhe lagta hai ki haan wala 50 bahut hota hai

The probability of yes or no in life is 50%-50% ... and I feel that the 50% of yes is more than enough

Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

A man is not someone who doesn't feel pain ... a man is someone who doesn't give pain to anyone, and neither does he allow anyone else to do that

Roz humein ladai ladni padti hai zindagi mein ... par joh ladai pariwar ke saath hoti hai woh saari ladaiyon mein sabse badi aur khatarnak hoti hai

We face battles everyday in life ... but the battle that we have with our family is the most dangerous one

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Duniya mein har koi galat hai ... aur sahi woh hai joh kam galat hai

Everyone in this world is wrong ... but the one who's the least wrong, is the right one

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack was scolded by his father and Johnny just ran away and was hiding

Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge

Whether people have money in their pocket or not ... they will never leave drinking coffee

Aap mote, kaale, naate, ganje, chahe jaise bhi dikhte ho ... agar aap apne aapse pyar karenge toh duniya bhi aapse pyar karegi

Fat, dark skinned, short, bald, no matter how you look ... if you'll love yourself then even the world will love you

Paise nahi toh kya hua ... pyar toh hai unlimited

So what if I don't have money ... I have unlimited love

Paise ho na ho ... pyar apna jugaad nikaal hi leta hai

Whether money is there or not ... love will find it way

India ko ek karane mein cricket aur Chitrahaar ko sara credit jaata hai

Cricket and Chitrahaar (songs show) get the entire credit to unite India

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Marriages happen on auspicious dates ... but there are no auspicious dates when it comes to love ... neither does it have a particular colour ... and nor does it have a particular gender

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Jab main hawai jahaj udaonga na toh uske duk-duk-duk ki awaaz mein shor nahi ... fakht ek awaaz sunai degi ... Vande Mataram!

When I'll fly the airplane then there won't be any noise in it's sound ... instead you will only hear one sound ... Hail to the Motherland!

Pyar karna bahut log sikhate hai ... par afsoos us pyar ko bhulate kaise hai ... yeh saala koi nahi sikhata

So many people teach you how to fall in love ... but how do you forget about that love ... unfortunately, no one teaches you that

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Just like Humayun's Tomb and Taj Mahal ... my love will also be rock solid like these monuments for centuries and centuries

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Come a little above the sperm ... there is a thing called heart

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Talent gives a lot to a person ... but it also deducts proper taxes for it

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Just like Humayun's Tomb and Taj Mahal ... my love will also be rock solid like these monuments for centuries and centuries

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Marriages happen on auspicious dates ... but there are no auspicious dates when it comes to love ... neither does it have a particular colour ... and nor does it have a particular gender

Oh hotness ... kha jaun tereko?

You are very hot ... can I eat you?

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

You can call it either the plan of cruel life or may be Newton's law of gravitational attraction ... my life was about to get screwed

Duniya mein jitni bheed badhti jaa rahi hai ... log utne hi akele hote jaa rahe hai

The more the population of the world grows ... that much more the people are feeling lonely

Aasaan nahi hai tumse pyar karna ... magar tumse pyar na karna usse bhi zyada mushkil hai

It's not easy to love you ... but it's more difficult to not love you

Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye

For good news you should have perfect timing and lighting

Haathon ki lakeeron ko itni ahmiyat nahi diya karte ... naseeb toh unke bhi hote hai jinke haath nahi hote hai

You should not give so much importance to the lines in the palms ... because even people without hands have a destiny

Pyar karna bahut log sikhate hai ... par afsoos us pyar ko bhulate kaise hai ... yeh saala koi nahi sikhata

So many people teach you how to fall in love ... but how do you forget about that love ... unfortunately, no one teaches you that

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Life is like a melting ice cream ... if you don't taste it, then it'll go to waste

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Life is like a melting ice cream ... if you don't taste it, then it'll go to waste

Zindagi se behad pyar tha usse ... aur khud se zindagi se bhi zyada

She loved life a lot ... but she loved herself more than her life