Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package

Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?

What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi

She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character

Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?

What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge

Even if I die I will apply the ointment and go ... and when I go I won't break my friends heart, I will get in my friends heart and go

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi

She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

You're the one jispe atka hai mann

You're the one on whom my heart is stuck

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge

Even if I die I will apply the ointment and go ... and when I go I won't break my friends heart, I will get in my friends heart and go

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"

Aspatal mein pade mareez ko aur pyar mein pade aashiq ko, kabhi akela na chhodna chahiye

A sick person in the hospital and a lover fallen in love, should never be left alone

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"

Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye

Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow

You're the one jispe atka hai mann

You're the one on whom my heart is stuck

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package

Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine

When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys