Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Agar ek biwi chali gayi toh doosri biwi mil sakti hai ... chattees saas sasure mil sakte hai ... magar ek sacha dost nahi mil sakta hai

If a wife leaves then you can get another one ... you can get 36 in-laws ... but you can't find a true friend

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Hum itna din se apply apply aap no reply ... aaj hum apply nahin aaya aap reply

I have been applying since so many days and you never replied ... today I didn't apply and you replied

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam

Dry jungle, wet mountain, and I swear on the magician ... if you come forward even one step then you'll turn into ash

Fakira khada dukaan par, maange sabki khair ... na kahu usse dosti, na kahu usse bair

A priest is standing outside the shop, and he wishes welfare of all ... neither friendship nor enmity with anyone at all

Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

Fakira khada dukaan par, maange sabki khair ... na kahu usse dosti, na kahu usse bair

A priest is standing outside the shop, and he wishes welfare of all ... neither friendship nor enmity with anyone at all

Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Who needs a mirror to see the beauty of an arm band ... the one who can read Urdu can comprehend Persian easily

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam

Dry jungle, wet mountain, and I swear on the magician ... if you come forward even one step then you'll turn into ash

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Har dam duayen dena, har lamha aahen bharna ... unka bhi kaam karlo aur apna bhi kaam karna

Always give blessings and every moment take a sigh ... do their work and my work as well

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

Agar ek biwi chali gayi toh doosri biwi mil sakti hai ... chattees saas sasure mil sakte hai ... magar ek sacha dost nahi mil sakta hai

If a wife leaves then you can get another one ... you can get 36 in-laws ... but you can't find a true friend

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

He is such a bitter person that if he eats sugarcane and spits ... then even a mosquito won't sit on that

Fakira khada dukaan par, maange sabki khair ... na kahu usse dosti, na kahu usse bair

A priest is standing outside the shop, and he wishes welfare of all ... neither friendship nor enmity with anyone at all

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

Yeh duniya than-than gopal ki hai ... jiske paas rupaiya nahi woh kuch nahi

This world belongs to those who have money ... those who don't have money are nothing

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Who needs a mirror to see the beauty of an arm band ... the one who can read Urdu can comprehend Persian easily

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Yeh duniya than-than gopal ki hai ... jiske paas rupaiya nahi woh kuch nahi

This world belongs to those who have money ... those who don't have money are nothing

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

Yeh aap log taaliyan baja rahe hai ... yah rummy ke patte baant rahe hai

Are you guys clapping ... or distributing the cards for rummy

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

He is such a bitter person that if he eats sugarcane and spits ... then even a mosquito won't sit on that

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Yeh aap log taaliyan baja rahe hai ... yah rummy ke patte baant rahe hai

Are you guys clapping ... or distributing the cards for rummy

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat

If a young girl hits a young guy ... then the guy will die but his heart will keep on beating ... beating and beating

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Jise mile qadardan aaisi sundar ... woh prani hai naseeb ka sikandar

The one who gets such a beautiful appreciator ... that person is very lucky