Zindagi mein kuch bhi hone se pehle, imaandar hona bahut zaroori hai

In life before you become anything, it's important to be honest

Tu system mein hai aur hum khud system hai

You are in the system and I myself am the system

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

I have no confusion in between my look and my role ... the way I look like a scoundrel ... I am exactly a scoundrel

Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na

Everything related to me is banned in the world ... hence my glasses should also be Ray-Ban

Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe

Apply oil and sit in Baba's lap ... crazy people come here lifting their leg up

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Other than Hollywood, I like to watch watch porn ... as there's no story in either of them ... but yes, there's definitely action

Koi bhi faisla chunaav se hona chahiye ... dabaav se nahi

Any decision should be made with choice ... not with pressure

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Other than Hollywood, I like to watch watch porn ... as there's no story in either of them ... but yes, there's definitely action

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

After 6 months all wives become ghosts

Paisa khuda nahi hai ... par khuda kasam, khuda se kam bhi nahi hai

Money is not God ... but swear on God, it is not less than God either

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

After marriage you can see every girl of this world ... but you just can't see your wife

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

After 6 months all wives become ghosts

Department tereko promotion dega ... pan retire main karega tereko

The department will give you a promotion ... but I will get you retired

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

After 6 months all wives become ghosts

Paisa khuda nahi hai ... par khuda kasam, khuda se kam bhi nahi hai

Money is not God ... but swear on God, it is not less than God either

Zindagi mein kuch bhi hone se pehle, imaandar hona bahut zaroori hai

In life before you become anything, it's important to be honest

Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe

Apply oil and sit in Baba's lap ... crazy people come here lifting their leg up

Desh naam se nahi, logon se banta hai

A country develops due to its people, and not due to its name

Log mera naam sunke terror mein aa jaate hai

People hear my name and get terrorized

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

He looks innocent from his face, but in reality there's nothing honest about him

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

After marriage you can see every girl of this world ... but you just can't see your wife

Mereko apna naam bahut bada karke janeka hai

I have to make my name very big before I go

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

After marriage you can see every girl of this world ... but you just can't see your wife

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

He looks innocent from his face, but in reality there's nothing honest about him