Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

I always thought that ... the person whom I'll marry, that person's life will be set ... but after seeing you I feel that ... the person that you marry, that person's life will be set

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

The time for love is over ... I'll directly get married

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Today your mental stability seems a little off balance ... I'll come again tomorrow

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

In our country a child's balance sheet is created right from their birth ... a boy is an asset ... a girl is a liability ... you distribute expensive sweets when an asset is born and you distribute cheap sweets when a liability is born ... no matter how useless the boy is, his value keeps on increasing ... and no matter how intelligent the girl is, she never gets added into the asset column

Poore duniya mein sabse kamzor dil ek Indian baap ka hota hai

The heart of an Indian father is the weakest in the world

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

In our country a child's balance sheet is created right from their birth ... a boy is an asset ... a girl is a liability ... you distribute expensive sweets when an asset is born and you distribute cheap sweets when a liability is born ... no matter how useless the boy is, his value keeps on increasing ... and no matter how intelligent the girl is, she never gets added into the asset column

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

I always thought that ... the person whom I'll marry, that person's life will be set ... but after seeing you I feel that ... the person that you marry, that person's life will be set

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Why are smiling with a twisted face ... are you Shahrukh Khan or what?