Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

Ab tu idhar se nikal varna tere naak pe aisa punch maarega na ... ki nagpade mein se Ganga Jamuna behega

Now you go from here or else I'll punch your nose in such a way that ... the rivers of Ganga and Jamuna will start to flow from your nose

Inquilaab khoon bahake laaya jaata hai ... baatein karke nahi

Revolution is created by shedding your blood ... not by just talking about it

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

I always thought that ... the person whom I'll marry, that person's life will be set ... but after seeing you I feel that ... the person that you marry, that person's life will be set

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

The time for love is over ... I'll directly get married

Meri life ka rule number 1 hai ... never be number 2

The number 1 rule of my life is ... never be number 2

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

Ab zindagi ki cycle pe toh maarna padega pedal ... chahe mile ya na mile medal

Now we'll have to push the pedal on the cycle of life ... whether we get a medal or not

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Dosti karne ki galti toh kar li hai maine ... toh ab dushmani karne ka mauka bhi nahi jaane doonga

I have done the mistake of being friends ... so now I won't let the chance of being enemies go by

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

Sache dil se ki gai har koshish ... kisi bhi haar jeet se badi hoti hai

Every attempt that is done with a true heart ... is bigger than losing or winning

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

Kya gaal hai ... kya baal hai ... yeh toh poori dhamaal hai

She's got great cheeks ... she's got great hair ... she's totally awesome

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

It's good, it's good ... but it's like an underwear without a pant

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny

Sab badiya hai

Everything is great

Sache dil se ki gai har koshish ... kisi bhi haar jeet se badi hoti hai

Every attempt that is done with a true heart ... is bigger than losing or winning

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Today your mental stability seems a little off balance ... I'll come again tomorrow

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka

Don't I look someone who is of the type of a sweet, innocent saint ... but I'm actually someone who is of the type of a big rascal

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

In our country a child's balance sheet is created right from their birth ... a boy is an asset ... a girl is a liability ... you distribute expensive sweets when an asset is born and you distribute cheap sweets when a liability is born ... no matter how useless the boy is, his value keeps on increasing ... and no matter how intelligent the girl is, she never gets added into the asset column

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi

His first line was a disaster ... but there was peace in his last line

Poore duniya mein sabse kamzor dil ek Indian baap ka hota hai

The heart of an Indian father is the weakest in the world

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

In our country a child's balance sheet is created right from their birth ... a boy is an asset ... a girl is a liability ... you distribute expensive sweets when an asset is born and you distribute cheap sweets when a liability is born ... no matter how useless the boy is, his value keeps on increasing ... and no matter how intelligent the girl is, she never gets added into the asset column

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Sahi direction mein utha har kadam ... apne aap mein ek manzil hai ... after all life is all about the next step

Every step that moves in the right direction ... is a goal in itself ... after all life is all about the next step

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Sahi direction mein utha har kadam ... apne aap mein ek manzil hai ... after all life is all about the next step

Every step that moves in the right direction ... is a goal in itself ... after all life is all about the next step

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Chahe tere lab pe Waheguru da naam aave ya na aave ... lekin woh pal bhi ibadat da haunda hai jab tu kisi aur ke kaam aave

It doesn't matter if the name of God is on your lips or not ... because even that moment is a moment of worship, when you help others

Kabhi kabhi nuksaan rok lena faide se behtar hota hai

Sometimes stopping a loss is better than profit

Chahe tere lab pe Waheguru da naam aave ya na aave ... lekin woh pal bhi ibadat da haunda hai jab tu kisi aur ke kaam aave

It doesn't matter if the name of God is on your lips or not ... because even that moment is a moment of worship, when you help others

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

You may be Mr. Munna, but I'm not Mr. Circuit ... you may be Batman, but I'm not Birdman ... you may be a hero, but now even I'm a hero

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

We dance to express ... not to impress

We dance to express ... not to impress

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

Main aapko aap kehke bula raha hoon aur aap hai ki seedha tu pe aa gaye ... agar main tu pe aa gaya na toh aapki thu-thu ho jayegi

I'm addressing you with respect and you're directly disrespecting me ... if I start to disrespect you then you'll get defamed

Ab tu idhar se nikal varna tere naak pe aisa punch maarega na ... ki nagpade mein se Ganga Jamuna behega

Now you go from here or else I'll punch your nose in such a way that ... the rivers of Ganga and Jamuna will start to flow from your nose

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela

If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

I always thought that ... the person whom I'll marry, that person's life will be set ... but after seeing you I feel that ... the person that you marry, that person's life will be set

My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail

My daddy will cry if i fail ... then I'll hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I'll get easy bail ... and then I'll hit you again, then again jail, then again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart will fail

Bandhe perfect nahi hote ... rishtey perfect hote hai

People are not perfect ... relationships are perfect

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

It's good, it's good ... but it's like an underwear without a pant

Jiske saath hai upar wala ... uske saath kabhi kuch wrong nahi hone wala

The one who has god on his side ... nothing wrong can happen with him

Log kehte hai apne dushman ko maaf kar dena chahiye ... main bhi yahi maanta hoon ... lekin unhe tadpa tadpake maarne ke baad

People say that you should forgive your enemy ... I also agree with that ... but after killing them with pain and agony

Champion bhi ikka tab nikalta hai jab saamne badshah hota hai

Even a champion shows his ace only when there's a king in the game

Aaj ki zindagi mein coolie kaun nahi hai ... har koi toh bhoj uthata hai ... koi ghamon ka, koi karzon ka, toh koi zindagi ka

In today's life who's not a porter ... everyone is carrying some form of weight on them ... either the weight of sorrows, or the weight of debts, or the weight of life

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Log kehte hai apne dushman ko maaf kar dena chahiye ... main bhi yahi maanta hoon ... lekin unhe tadpa tadpake maarne ke baad

People say that you should forgive your enemy ... I also agree with that ... but after killing them with pain and agony

Bandhe perfect nahi hote ... rishtey perfect hote hai

People are not perfect ... relationships are perfect

Dosti karne ki galti toh kar li hai maine ... toh ab dushmani karne ka mauka bhi nahi jaane doonga

I have done the mistake of being friends ... so now I won't let the chance of being enemies go by

Duniya ka sabse amir insaan bhi na maa baap ke bina gareeb hota hai

Even the richest person of the world is poor without a mother and a father

Agar koi music feel kar sakta hai ... then anybody can dance!

If someone can feel music ... then anybody can dance!

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

Logon ke kaam pe tavajoh dena seekh ... unke baap ke naam pe nahi

Learn to pay attention on the work that people do ... and not on their father's name

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

I only respect two things in life ... one is a mother and other is food ... because one gives us birth and the other keep us alive

Sapno ka koi class nahi hota ... koi class nahi hota

Dreams have no class ... no class

Aaj ki zindagi mein coolie kaun nahi hai ... har koi toh bhoj uthata hai ... koi ghamon ka, koi karzon ka, toh koi zindagi ka

In today's life who's not a porter ... everyone is carrying some form of weight on them ... either the weight of sorrows, or the weight of debts, or the weight of life

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

No matter if our income is high or not ... our outcome is world class

Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela

If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character

Akad ki bhi aukaad hoti hai

Even attitude has a standard

Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

You want to fight with me in your first line ... and you want to make me naked in your second line

Agar koi music feel kar sakta hai ... then anybody can dance!

If someone can feel music ... then anybody can dance!

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny

Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai

Your heart is big, my bill is small ... remember me in your prayers, alright I am leaving

My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail

My daddy will cry if i fail ... then I'll hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I'll get easy bail ... and then I'll hit you again, then again jail, then again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart will fail

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

I only respect two things in life ... one is a mother and other is food ... because one gives us birth and the other keep us alive

Salamat hai har woh bete ka papa ... jiske saath hai Ganpati Bappa

Every son's father is safe ... whoever has Lord Ganesha by their side

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

Sache dil se ki gai har koshish ... kisi bhi haar jeet se badi hoti hai

Every attempt that is done with a true heart ... is bigger than losing or winning

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

No matter if our income is high or not ... our outcome is world class

Aaj ki zindagi mein coolie kaun nahi hai ... har koi toh bhoj uthata hai ... koi ghamon ka, koi karzon ka, toh koi zindagi ka

In today's life who's not a porter ... everyone is carrying some form of weight on them ... either the weight of sorrows, or the weight of debts, or the weight of life

Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega

She is so fat that ... if she stands on a weighing scale then instead of the weight it will show "To Be Continued"

Kamata hoon Dirham mein lekin kharachta hoon rupai mein ... khata hoon inki lekin sunta hoon sirf Modi ji ki

I earn money in Dirhams but I spend in Rupees ... I take money from these guys but I only listen to Narendra Modi

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

Sapno ka koi class nahi hota ... koi class nahi hota

Dreams have no class ... no class

Kuch rishtey karzon ki tarah hote hai ... unhe nibhana nahi, chukana padta hai

Some relationships are like debts ... you don't have to fulfill them, instead you have to repay them

Raja ki izzat hai na koi Saundarya sabun ki tikiya nahi hai ... joh tu gis-giske dho-dhoke phek daale

Raja's dignity is not like a bar of Saundarya soap ... that you can scrub it as needed and then throw it away

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

Salamat hai har woh bete ka papa ... jiske saath hai Ganpati Bappa

Every son's father is safe ... whoever has Lord Ganesha by their side