Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the

Take the girl who was in the movie Titanic ... I agree that there was space for only one person on the plank ... but they could have taken turns 15 minutes at a time

Sunday ko uthke phone tatol-tatolke aaise dekh raha hai baar baar ... jaise Katrina Kaif nikalne waali hai phone se

On a Sunday after getting up he was staring at the phone in such a way ... as if Katrina Kaif is going to come out from it

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the

Take the girl who was in the movie Titanic ... I agree that there was space for only one person on the plank ... but they could have taken turns 15 minutes at a time

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

If you can tell me what to wear then why is it that when I tell you the same ... it becomes an issue of equality, liberty, individuality, freedom and sovereignty

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Love at first sight thoda faltu type concept hi lagta hai ... but tumse ho sakta hai

Love at first sight feels like an useless concept ... but it can happen with you

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

If you can tell me what to wear then why is it that when I tell you the same ... it becomes an issue of equality, liberty, individuality, freedom and sovereignty

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile

She can call my mom manipulative ... there is no issue ... but if I call her mom just touchy ... then she gets so touched that, by god I don't get to touch her for weeks

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile

She can call my mom manipulative ... there is no issue ... but if I call her mom just touchy ... then she gets so touched that, by god I don't get to touch her for weeks

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000