Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo

Bloody, all along the road they have been clicking photos ... camel photo cow wow photo ... donkey owl crow pigeon ... photo photo photo

Aaj friend bol raha hai ... kal I love you bol dega

Today you are calling me a friend ... tomorrow you might say I love you

Main tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga ... bol degi love?

I'll love you a lot and I'll take a lot of love from you ... what say will you give me love?

Main India ki the best wedding planner banugi

I will become India's best wedding planner

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Bridegroom will come on a scooter!

Love shav ke complication mein to mujhko waise hi ni padna

I don't want to get involved in the complications of love etc.

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Please make me a partner ... ok if not partner then secretary, assistant ... atleast make me a peon

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Whether it is reception or inflation ... marriages will happen

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

Business ka first rule ... jiske saath vyapaar karo, usse kabhi na pyar karo

First rule of business ... with whom you trade, never fall in love with them

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Here, I swear on bread pakora!

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

There is no fun in anything without you ... neither in staring at girls, neither in tea, neither in chow mein

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Keep your cap ... put it on someone else

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Whether it is reception or inflation ... marriages will happen

Milte hain market mein

I will meet you in the market

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

There is no fun in anything without you ... neither in staring at girls, neither in tea, neither in chow mein

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

One hundred percent total dedication to one client ... start to finish no compromise ... mother promise

100% total dedication to one client ... start to finish no compromise ... mother promise

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

It sounds like FM is playing even if she says shit

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

It sounds like FM is playing even if she says shit

Tu bach ke rahiyo phakkad Kakkar!

Watch out you loser Kakkar!

Tu arrange shaadi karegi?

Will you do an arranged marriage?

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Please make me a partner ... ok if not partner then secretary, assistant ... atleast make me a peon

Wedding you two ... planning us two

You two get wedded ... we two will do the planning

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Bridegroom will come on a scooter!