Jisne bhi yeh socha ki main dar gaya ... woh saala arthi pe apne ghar gaya

Whoever thought that I got scared ... that person went home on a bier

Pyar karne ke liye pechaan ki nahi ... dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

You don't need to know someone to fall in love ... you need a heart

Don't angry me!

Don't make me angry!

Meri sirf ek hi khawaish hai ... jab maut mere samne aaye tab main darra hua na lagon ... bas mera haath meri mooch ko taav de raha ho aur mere chehre par ek muskurahat ho

I have only one wish ... that I should not be scared when death comes in front of me ... and instead my hand should be raising my moustache and there should be a smile on my face

Tereko jab gussa aata hai tu chilata hai ... main udata hoon

You shout when you get angry ... I blow things

Main nahi darta ... maut darti hai mujhse

I?m not scared ... death is scared of me

Apun ka fatka char sau chalis ka jhatka

My shot is like a 440 volts shock

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Even the uniform of a true police officer fulfills its duty

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Even the uniform of a true police officer fulfills its duty

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

Oye faulad ki aulad

Hey you son of steel

Joh bura kaam karte hai ... darr unki nas nas mein hota hai

Those who do evil things ... are always scared

Dekh ke darr gaya ... ya darr ke dekh raha hai?

Are you scared after looking ... or are you looking at me scared?

Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai

Bloody where you should become Amol Palekar ... you become Shakti Kapoor

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

Oye faulad ki aulad

Hey you son of steel

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

Joh main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon ... joh main nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon

Whatever I say I do ... whatever I don't say I definitely do that

Sau saal zinda rehne ke liye sau saal ki umar zaroori nahi ... sirf ek din mein aaisa kaam kar jao ... jisse duniya tumhe sau saal tak yaad rakhe

To live for 100 years you don't need to be 100 years old ... do something in one day ... so that the world remembers you for 100 years

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

Meri sirf ek hi khawaish hai ... jab maut mere samne aaye tab main darra hua na lagon ... bas mera haath meri mooch ko taav de raha ho aur mere chehre par ek muskurahat ho

I have only one wish ... that I should not be scared when death comes in front of me ... and instead my hand should be raising my moustache and there should be a smile on my face