Jitne mere khilaf khade huye hai ... woh saale kabr mein pair failake lete huye hai

All the people who stood against me ... they are all lying down with their legs stretched in their grave

Sitaro ke tootne se aasman ko koi farak nahi padta

The sky does not get bothered by the breaking of the stars

Agar isko kuch hua na ... toh tera postmortem pakka

If something happens to her ... then your postmortem is definite

Jisne bhi yeh socha ki main dar gaya ... woh saala arthi pe apne ghar gaya

Whoever thought that I got scared ... that person went home on a bier

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Your are our own kid ... I will drink an extra peg at your funeral ... but bloody I will kill you for sure

Jitni himmat mujh mein goli chalane ki hai ... usse kahi zyada himmat goli khane ki hai

The amount of courage that I have to fire a bullet ... much more than that I have the courage to take a bullet

Meri kundli mein khoon likha hai ... maloom hai na?

There is a murder written in my horoscope ... you know right?

Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi kheli ... magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi

I've never played Holi all my life ... but now I will play Holi with blood

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

Problem aur solution ka faasla sirf ghutne aur zameen tak ka hota hai ... aur ek baar sajda kiya toh problems khatam

The distance between a problem and it's solution is only that of the distance between the knees and the ground ... and all the problems end when you bow down to pray

Kehte hain baarish ke baad ki dhoop bahut khoobsurat hoti hai

It is said that the sunshine after the rain is very beautiful

Boss ka khoon bolta nahi, khaulta hai ... aur jab yeh khaulta hai ... toh yeh boss ek ek ko phodta hai

The blood of the boss doesn't say anything, it only boils ... and when it boils ... then this boss will break each one of you

Pata nahin kis gali kis nukkad kis chaurahe par ... kis goli kis chaku par mera naam likha hai

I don't know in which lane, which corner, which crossing ... on which bullet, which knife my name is written

Hum maarte the maza aata tha ... aur maarte the aur maza aata tha

I used to enjoy when I beat people up ... and I used to enjoy even more when I beat them even more

Mohabbat woh mohra hai jiski wajah se bade badhon ko maat mili hai

Love is that pawn because of which very big people have lost

Sukh baatne se badhta hai ... dukh apnane se, dukh kam hota hai

Happiness spreads by sharing it ... and sadness reduces by accepting it

Maut ke mandiyon mein ja-jakar apne beto ki boliyan di hai ... desh ne jab bhi ek sar manga, humne bhar-bharke jholiyan di hai

We have gone into the market of death and bid for our sons ... whenever the country has asked for a life, we have given them in bulk

Teen cheezon ki wajah se rishtey bante bighadte hai ... aapke dil mein kya hai, aapki kismat mein kya hai aur aapki jeb mein kya hai

Because of three things relationships are made or destroyed ... what is in your heart, what is in your destiny and what is in your pocket

Ab Gabbar ka PWD chalega ... power wala danda

Now Gabbar's PWD will roll ... that is the stick of power

Insaan aur aatma ki jung mein ... jeet parmatma ki honi chahiye

In the battle between human and soul ... God is the one who should win

Monday to Sunday ... fear Bachchan Pandey

Monday to Sunday ... fear Bachchan Pandey

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai

Your husband is very naughty, but still he's yours

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Long ago I had learnt that wherever you join duty ... join a day earlier ... you'll come to know the truth

Jitni himmat mujh mein goli chalane ki hai ... usse kahi zyada himmat goli khane ki hai

The amount of courage that I have to fire a bullet ... much more than that I have the courage to take a bullet

Main tujhe marra hua dekh sakta hoon ... lekin kabhi shak se nahi dekh sakta

I can see you dead ... but I can't see you with suspicion

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

You have 24 hours ... if you don't come by yourself then no lord Ram will come to save you from this Ravan

Maut ke mandiyon mein ja-jakar apne beto ki boliyan di hai ... desh ne jab bhi ek sar manga, humne bhar-bharke jholiyan di hai

We have gone into the market of death and bid for our sons ... whenever the country has asked for a life, we have given them in bulk

Pyar mein marne ke liye tayyar ho jao

Be ready to die in love

Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata tha ... aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga

When I found you, you were as tall as my knees ... and today I will bring you down to your knees

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jeeo ... is liye hum log roz border par marte hai

So that you people can live here peacefully with your family ... people like us die every day at the border

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

From childhood till date this city has given me every right ... but when it came to love then it made me a stranger

Tees din hai tumhare paas ... ek-a-tees ve din mein agar tum is shehar ki hadh mein bhi nazar aaye ... toh duniya ki hadh se bahar nikaal kar phenk doonga

You have 30 days ... if on the 31st day you are seen within the city limits ... then I will throw you out from the limits of the world

Big company having money for doing R&D ... research and development ... I poor, I doing T&F ... try and fail

Big companies have a lot of money for doing R&D ... research and development ... but I'm poor, I do T&F ... try and fail

Aaj rishto ne mere haath baand diye ... varna kasam se tujhe khoon ke aasoon rulata

Today relations have tied my hands ... otherwise I swear I would have made you cry tears of blood

Agar main hero ban gaya ... toh meri pehchaan bura maan jayegi

If I become a hero ... then my identity will feel bad

Aasmaanon se kaho agar hamari udaan dekhni ho, toh apna kad aur uncha karle ... husn waalon se kaho ki agar ishq dekhna ho, toh humse aake mile

Tell the skies that if they want to see my flight, then raise their height ... tell the people with a beautiful body that if they want to see love, then come and see me

Zindagi ke kisi bhi modh par, kisi bhi halaat mein ... tum mera saath nibhaogi

On any turn in life, in any situation of life ... you will be with me

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai

I have an old relationship with the red light ... it has always been behind me ... today it is ahead

Jitna khoon mere haath se baha hai ... utna toh tune maa ka doodh bhi nahi piya hoga

The amount of blood that has flown from my hand ... you haven't even drunk that much milk from your mother

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Hey you feather of a shuttlecock

Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shaunk nahi hai ... suna hai upar waala achche logon ko bahut jald apne paas bula leta hai

I have no interest in becoming a good person ... I've heard that God calls good people very quickly to where he is

Khushboo tumhari zulfon ki ab tak basi hai saanson mein ... mehak jaati hai rooh meri jab aati ho tum baahon mein

The fragrance of your hair is still there in my breaths ... my soul picks up the aroma when you come in my arms

Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

There is no difference between shamelessness and honesty ... the difference lies in the heart of the person listening about it

Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye

The girl that I want doesn't want me ... and the girl that wants me, who wants her

Jis jhoot se ghar basta hai ... woh ghar, ghar nahi hota

A home that is made on lies ... is not a home

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

This time in English even Barack Obama's mother won't be able to fail you

Bachche apni maa se kuch chupa nahi sakte

Children cannot hide anything from their mother

Har woh aadmi joh galat dekhkar aankhen nahi pherta ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh ghoos dene waale ko ghus-ghuske maare ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh sarkari aadmi aircondition room mein behatkar logon ko tang karte hai, unka pasina chhudvaye ... woh Gabbar hai

Every person who doesn't look away from the wrong ... is Gabbar ... the one who beats up the person who gives a bribe ... is Gabbar ... the one who makes a government officer who troubles people and sitting in an aircondition room to sweat ... is Gabbar

Ek Catholic aurat Pradhan Mantri ki kursi ek Sikh ke liye chod deti hai ... aur ek Sikh Pradhan Mantri pad ki shapath ek Muslim Rashtrapati se leta hai ... us desh ki bhag daud sambhalne ke liye jisme assi pratishad log Hindu hai

We come from a nation where a Catholic lady steps aside from becoming a Prime Minister for a Sikh ... and where a Sikh is sworn in as a Prime Minister by a Muslim President ... to govern a nation of over 80% Hindus

Aadmi apne aap se bhaag sakta hai ... apni kismat se nahi

A man can run away from himself ... but not from his fate

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai

Your husband is very naughty, but still he's yours

Insaan ko agar lalach ki pyaas lag jaye ... toh woh kitne hi rishton ka khoon kar sakta hai

Once a person becomes thirsty for greed ... then he can murder many relations

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Where do you get so much urine from?

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

Tumko toh saala hum pakdenge ... aur phir pakad ke chhod denge ... hum goli chhodenge aur lala tum zindagi chhod dena

I'll definitely catch you ... and I'll leave you after catching you ... I'll leave a bullet from my side and you my friend leave your life

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

Tere hoothon ki muskurahat ki hifazat hum karenge ... tere aankhon se behte huye aasoon ki bagawat hum karenge

I will protect the smile on your lips ... and I will revolt the tears that flow from your eyes

Mana ki tu ek insaan hai sari duniya ke liye ... magar sari duniya hai kisi ek insaan ke liye

Agreed you are a person for this entire world ... but you are the entire world for one person

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

The one who puts the lemon in the milk ... the cottage cheese belongs to him

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the assistant and one for the crotch

Pyar karne ke liye pechaan ki nahi ... dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

You don't need to know someone to fall in love ... you need a heart

Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Bloody he is married but is still stealing sweets

Don't angry me!

Don't make me angry!

Kayi baatein is chewing gum ki tarah hoti hai ... jab tak mooh mein rehti hai achcha lagta hai ... bahar aate hi pareshani ban jaati hai

Many things are like this chewing gum ... until they stay in the mouth it feels good ... and when they come out they become a problem

Meri sirf ek hi khawaish hai ... jab maut mere samne aaye tab main darra hua na lagon ... bas mera haath meri mooch ko taav de raha ho aur mere chehre par ek muskurahat ho

I have only one wish ... that I should not be scared when death comes in front of me ... and instead my hand should be raising my moustache and there should be a smile on my face

Life mein sahi waqt pe baat karna bahut zaroori hai ... varna baat bighad sakti hai

In life, it is very important to talk at the right time ... or else things can go bad

Shyam hote hi tanhaiyan mujhe til-til maarne lagti hai ... aaise mein agar koi saathi saath na ho, toh aasoon bhi gale mil-mil behne lagte hai

When the sun sets my loneliness starts to kill me slowly slowly ... and if someone is not with me at that time, then my tears start to flow drop by drop

Aadmi ki fitrat hi aaisi hai ... chhot lagti hai na toh aadmi maa maa hi chilata hai sabse pehle

It's in the nature of humans ... that when they get hurt then they first call out for their mother

Saala chamcha jis bartan ma hoth hai, wohi bartan ko khali karat hai

A bloody spoon empties the same utensil in which it sits

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

If he agrees then it is fine ... or else I have been doing wrong things since childhood

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles

Choti moti machliya pakadne se kya hoga ... chalo koi bada haath maro

What will we get by catching these small fishes ... let's try for a big catch

(Tum yeh jung jeet nahi sakte) - Jeet toh hum tab hi gaye the jab humne ladne ka faisla kiya tha ... baaki toh marna maarna hai ... chalta rahega

(You won't win this war) - We won this war the moment when we decided that we're going to fight ... what's remaining is killing and dying ... that will keep on going

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

For once I can leave the business money ... but not the money that I win

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

If someone does good work then open a champagne for him ... and if he does bad then open his brain

Zindagi mein kuch aise rishte ban jaate hai ... jinhe hum samajhte toh hai, lekin samajhna nahi chahte

In life some relations are made ... which we do understand, but we don't want to understand

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

When 100 people get together and destroy your life ... that's called a marriage ... but where 1 crore people get together and destroy a country ... that's called a corrupt government

Mujhe bhai nahi, Godfather bolte hai

I'm not called as a big brother, I'm called as a Godfather

Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Every student doesn't become a government officer ... but every government officer was definitely a student

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

Bada khiladi wohi nahi hota joh ball goal mein marta hai ... bada khiladi woh bhi hai joh ball ko wahan tak pahuncha de jidhar se goal kiya ja sakta hai

A great player is not only the one who shoots the ball in the goal ... a great player is also someone who gets the ball to a place from where a goal can be scored

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

London ... mom its just like Punjab ... the only difference is that there are more Punjabi's in London

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

Tereko jab gussa aata hai tu chilata hai ... main udata hoon

You shout when you get angry ... I blow things

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Boys are of women ... I need men, men

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Is desh mein jitni nafrat Kasab ke liye hai ... utni hi izzat Kalam ke liye hai

The amount of hatred this country has for Kasab ... we have the same amount of respect for Abdul Kalam

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

From childhood till date this city has given me every right ... but when it came to love then it made me a stranger

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Now this slumdog ... has become a millionaire!

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes, changes his house in half an hour, changes his business in an hour ... and in a couple of hours changes his wife

Kiski majaal joh chede dilair ko ... gardish mein gher lete hai geedar bhi sher ko

Who has the strength to disturb this courageous ... in the sky even jackals can surround a tiger

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

You have 24 hours ... if you don't come by yourself then no lord Ram will come to save you from this Ravan

Is tarah pyar ka izhaar nahi hota ... joh do kadam saath chale woh yaar nahi hota ... pyar karne waale kaaton pe chalte hai ... joh aa jaye sholay toh sholon mein jalte hai ... kyun tujhe mere pyar par aitbaar nahi hota ... agar dilon mein sacha pyar nahi hota ... toh yeh duniya nahi hoti, yeh sansar nahi hota

Love can't be expressed this way ... one who walks two steps together is not a friend ... people in love walk on thorns ... and if embers come along then they burn in embers ... why don't you trust my love ... and what if the hearts didn't have true love ... then this world and universe would have not been there

Oonchai par pahunch kar hi hum, jeevan ke naye raaston ko dekh paate hai

Only after reaching heights, we are able to see the new paths of life

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Hickory dickory dock ... I can walk and this rascal can talk

Zindagi kamaal hoti hai ... ulhaj jaaye toh jaan lele ... sulhaj jaaye toh bemisaal hoti hai

Life is strange ... if it gets complicated then it can kill you ... but if you can solve it then it's wonderful

Yeh ek zakhm khaye hue naujawan ka haath hai ... yeh jiske gaal pe padta hai uski duniya ghoom jaati hai

This is a hand of a wounded young person ... and the one who gets a slap from it, their world spins around

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

God doesn't do all the work ... he leaves some work for devils like us

Maa ke doodh mein toh dum hota hi hai ... chahe woh Hindustan ki ho ya Pakistan ki

Mothers milk has courage ... whether that mom is from Hindustan or Pakistan

Aadmi bada kisi ka haath todne se nahi ... apna haath jodne se hoth hai

A person doesn't become big by breaking someone's hand ... he becomes big by joining his hands in a request

Meri uniform meri aadat hai ... jaise ki saans lena, apne desh ki raksha karna

My uniform is my habit ... just like breathing and protecting my country

Jitna khoon mere haath se baha hai ... utna toh tune maa ka doodh bhi nahi piya hoga

The amount of blood that has flown from my hand ... you haven't even drunk that much milk from your mother

The boss is always right!

The boss is always right!

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

From the first local train of the morning to the last bottle of the night ... there should only be one name on everyone's lips

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Don't look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow

Apni policy hai parayi TV aur parayi biwi on na karo bhaiya ... current lagega

It's my policy to not turn on someone's TV and someone's wife ... or else you'll get a shock

Jab kuch karne aur na karne dono mein hi risk ho ... toh kuch karna hi achcha hota hai

When there is a risk in both doing and not doing something ... then it's better to do something

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes, changes his house in half an hour, changes his business in an hour ... and in a couple of hours changes his wife

Kanoon saboot ka mohtaj hai ... lekin jis din mere haath saboot laga ... tum logon ko pagal kutton ki tarah ghaseeta hua le jaonga

The law is dependent on the proof ... but the day I get the proof ... I'll drag you guys like mad dogs

Jis jhoot se ghar basta hai ... woh ghar, ghar nahi hota

A home that is made on lies ... is not a home

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

The toothpaste out from the tube ... and the great one's promise ... never go back

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

If a man bleeds like a woman for even half an hour ... then he's straight going to die

Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf ... kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

Drinking capacity, strength to live, account balance and fear of the name ... should never be low

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... come on get your meter down, meter down, meter down

No problem means you not living ... problem coming, chance for living

No problem means you're not living ... and a problem coming is a chance for living

Sapne aur haqeeqat mein sirf palak khulne aur band hone ka farak hota hai ... palak band toh sapna, khuli toh haqeeqat

Between dream and reality the only difference is of open and close eyelids ... when eyelids are closed it is a dream, when they open it is reality

Jung ke maidan mein ladne wala har sipahi barabar hota hai

Every soldier fighting on the war field is equal

Hume sirf ek take milta hai, sirf ek take ... aur agar uss ek take mein hamse koi galati ho jati hai ... toh maut ke samne zindagi ghutne take deti hai

We only get one take, just one take ... and if we do a mistake in that one take ... then life bends down on its knees in front of death

Main Krishna hoon is liye chamatkar karta hoon ... chamatkar karta hoon is liye Krishna nahin hoon

I am Krishna that's why I do magic ... not because I do magic I am Krishna

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Love is a big googly ... if you get it then it is an almond or else it is not even a peanut

Hum gareebon ke paas ek hi chaddar hoti hai ... joh aankh khuli rehne tak oodhi jaati hai ... aankh bandh ho jaane ke baad us hi ka kafan bana diya jaata hai

We poor people only have one blanket ... which is used to cover as long as the eyes are open ... and when the eyes get closed then the same is turned into a shroud

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar

She has a cute face ... but from inside she is a bomb ... my friend, she did a blast inside my heart

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Calm down, strong lady, calm down

Main tumhari har baat manne ko tayaar hoon, lekin yeh baat manne ko tayaar nahi ki iske charitra pe daag hai

I am willing to accept anything you say, but I will not accept that there is a mark on her character

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

If someone does good work then open a champagne for him ... and if he does bad then open his brain

Kafan ka kapda aur dafan ki zameen ki tayaari kar lena ... kyun ki jis din woh mila mujhe ... us din woh andhar nahi jayega ... seedha upar jayega

Keep the cloth for the shroud and the land for the burial ready ... because the day I get him ... that day he won't go inside ... he will go straight up (to God)

Ab agar daan kiya ... toh dhanda bura maan jayega

Now if I do charity ... then my business feel bad

Khoobsurat ladkiyan aur machliyan ek jaisi nahi hoti ... unhe pakadne ke liye kuch aaisi chaalein chalni padti hai, jisse woh pakad mein aa jaye ... aur agar woh na aaye toh khud unke paas jaana padta hai

Pretty girls and fishes are not the same ... you have to play some smart moves to catch them, so that they come in captivity ... and if they themselves do not come then we ourselves have to go to them

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Anyone can give a cheap threat by using 50 paise (in a public phone)

Aap jaisa dost agar sabhi ko mil jaaye ... toh phir taqdeer kabhi bewafaa na ho

If everyone has a friend like you ... then destiny will never be unfaithful

Sitaro ke tootne se aasman ko koi farak nahi padta

The sky does not get bothered by the breaking of the stars

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Hickory dickory dock ... I can walk and this rascal can talk

Main deserve karta hoon ki nahi yeh main nahi jaanta ... lekin meri family yeh chance zaroor deserve karti hai

I don't know if I deserve this or not ... but my family definitely deserves this chance

Galati karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chhodta hai ... upar ka

Shoaib leaves only one path for people who make mistakes ... death

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

When God gives ... he tears everything

Maa ke doodh mein toh dum hota hi hai ... chahe woh Hindustan ki ho ya Pakistan ki

Mothers milk has courage ... whether that mom is from Hindustan or Pakistan

Sapne aur haqeeqat mein sirf palak khulne aur band hone ka farak hota hai ... palak band toh sapna, khuli toh haqeeqat

Between dream and reality the only difference is of open and close eyelids ... when eyelids are closed it is a dream, when they open it is reality

Meri machine ka kaam karodon kamana nahi ... karodon ke kaam aana hai

My machine's job is not to earn millions ... it's job is to be useful for millions

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai

The government departments have made the life of a common man like a newspaper ... the morning starts with turning on the toilet seat and by night it is found somewhere in the corner as scrap

Jis rishte ki buniyaad jhoot hai, fareb hai ... usse ret par bane mahal ki tarah dasna hi hoga

A relationship that is founded on lies, deceit ... has to collapse like a castle made with sand

Main nahi darta ... maut darti hai mujhse

I?m not scared ... death is scared of me

Kabhi kabhi criminal ko pakadne ke liye ... no entry mein ghusna padta hai

Sometimes to catch a criminal ... you have enter in a no entry

I hate sorries!

I hate sorries!

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

For once I can leave the business money ... but not the money that I win

Kiski majaal joh chede dilair ko ... gardish mein gher lete hai geedar bhi sher ko

Who has the strength to disturb this courageous ... in the sky even jackals can surround a tiger

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Hey you feather of a shuttlecock

Jaise ek bakht bhagwan ke bina adhoora hota hai ... waise hi bhagwan bhi ek sachche bakht ke bina adhoora hota hai

Like a devotee is incomplete without God ... just like that even God is incomplete without a true devotee

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi

Do you want to go straight or do you want to jump

Mere scientist ban'ne ka koi matlab nahi hai ... agar mera science mere desh ke kaam na aaye

There's no use of me becoming a scientist ... if my science isn't going to help my country

Humse woh jhoot bolkar sharma rahe hai kyun ... thodi bahut jhoot ki aadat sabhi ko hai

She is lying to me and feeling shy ... but everyone has the habit of saying small lies

Jab tak haar nahi hoti na ... tab tak aadmi jeeta hua rehta hai

Until one has not lost ... till then a man is in a winning position

Koi bhi sapna impossible nahi hai ... agar hum milke yeh vishvas rakhe ki yeh sapna poora hoga

No dream is impossible ... if we come together and believe that this dream will come true

Joh tumhare raaste pe chalta hai ... wohi tumhara raasta kaatne ki koshish karta hai

Those who walk on your path ... only they try to cut your path

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Every friday when a film releases ... then with that a government officer will also be released ... either from corruption, or from the world

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

The money that you eat after taking from poor people ... where do you extract that

Yeh ek zakhm khaye hue naujawan ka haath hai ... yeh jiske gaal pe padta hai uski duniya ghoom jaati hai

This is a hand of a wounded young person ... and the one who gets a slap from it, their world spins around

Kafan ka kapda aur dafan ki zameen ki tayaari kar lena ... kyun ki jis din woh mila mujhe ... us din woh andhar nahi jayega ... seedha upar jayega

Keep the cloth for the shroud and the land for the burial ready ... because the day I get him ... that day he won't go inside ... he will go straight up (to God)

Life mein sahi waqt pe baat karna bahut zaroori hai ... varna baat bighad sakti hai

In life, it is very important to talk at the right time ... or else things can go bad

Mana ki tu ek insaan hai sari duniya ke liye ... magar sari duniya hai kisi ek insaan ke liye

Agreed you are a person for this entire world ... but you are the entire world for one person

Unka desh mein, unhi ka public ke samne, unka king ka aage, unko harayega

We'll defeat in them in their own country, in front of their own people and in front of their own king

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Kaali billi bhi agar mera rasta kaat jaye toh mujhe kuch nahi hoga ... balki woh mar jayegi

Nothing will happen to me even if a black cat cuts my path ... instead the cat will die

Tune aankhon se joh keh di thi woh baat kaise bhoolunga ... tere sang mein joh guzri thi woh raat kaise bhoolunga

How can I forget what you had said from your eyes ... how can I forget the night that I had spent with you

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

I will pass every test ... even if they take my blood test

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Love is a big googly ... if you get it then it is an almond or else it is not even a peanut

Hoon main parwana magar koi shamma toh ho raat toh ho ... jaan dene ko hoon haazir, koi baat toh ho

I am a true lover but there must be some candle and night ... I am willing to give my life, but there must be some point in her

Isse mujhpar vishvas tha ... aur mujhe iske vishvas pe vishvas tha

She believed in me ... and I believed in her belief

Janwaron ko tehzeeb sikha di hum insaano ne ... ab insaano ko insaaniyat sikhane ke din aa gaye hai

We humans have taught manners to animals ... now the days have come to teach humanity to humans

Duniya ka aitbaar karen bhi toh kya kare ... aasoon bhi apni aankh ka apna na hua

How should I trust the world ... when the tear drop of my own eye is not mine

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Now if anyone steals you from me ... then my pride will loose

Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

I thought that I would give you unparallel hospitality ... but look your family has come to strip your skin off

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

London ... mom its just like Punjab ... the only difference is that there are more Punjabi's in London

Jung ke maidan mein ladne wala har sipahi barabar hota hai

Every soldier fighting on the war field is equal

Everything is fair and love is war

Everything is fair and love is war

Haddiyan todne mein woh mazaa nahi ... joh teri akad todne mein hai

The fun in breaking your bones ... is nothing in front of the fun in breaking your stubbornness

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

I will treat every woman as my sister-in-law and every girl as my sister ... except you

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai

The government departments have made the life of a common man like a newspaper ... the morning starts with turning on the toilet seat and by night it is found somewhere in the corner as scrap

Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukana ... only gaana bajhana

Saturday means no fighting and all ... only singing and music

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Asal king woh hota hai ... joh apne liye nahin doosron ke liye lade

The real king is one who ... doesn't fight for himself but for others

Ek baimaan ki aankhen band karo ... toh baaki saare baimaano ki aankhen apne aap khul jaati hai

If you close the eyes of one bad guy ... then the eyes of all the remaining bad guys opens automatically

Ab ke saawan mein yeh shararat hamare saath hui ... hamara ghar chodke saare shehar mein barsaat hui

In these rains this prank happened with me ... leaving my house it rained in the entire city

Hume sirf ek take milta hai, sirf ek take ... aur agar uss ek take mein hamse koi galati ho jati hai ... toh maut ke samne zindagi ghutne take deti hai

We only get one take, just one take ... and if we do a mistake in that one take ... then life bends down on its knees in front of death

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

You have 24 hours ... if you don't come by yourself then no lord Ram will come to save you from this Ravan

Sharaab ek aaisi cheez hai ... joh ameeron ka shaunk aur gareebon ki zaroorat hai

Alcohol is one such thing ... that is a hobby of the rich and necessity of the poor

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Now if anyone steals you from me ... then my pride will loose

Apun ka fatka char sau chalis ka jhatka

My shot is like a 440 volts shock

Hero kya hota hai? ... pyar ke liye ladne waala, dosti ke liye marne waala ... kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hua ... sharif aadmi

What is a hero? ... one who fights for love, one who dies for friendship ... a holy man by fate but full of courage ... and a honest man

Koi kahe jheel, koi kahe jharna, koi dilruba tujhko ... main bekhauf keh deta hoon, husn ka khuda tujhko

Some call you a lake, some call you a waterfall, some call you sweetheart ... I say it fearlessly, you are the God of beauty

Kanoon saboot ka mohtaj hai ... lekin jis din mere haath saboot laga ... tum logon ko pagal kutton ki tarah ghaseeta hua le jaonga

The law is dependent on the proof ... but the day I get the proof ... I'll drag you guys like mad dogs

America mein jao toh American milenge, Germany mein jao toh German milenge, France mein jao toh aapko Frenchmen milenge, England mein jao toh Englishmen milenge ... aur India mein jao toh aapko milenge Marathi, Gujarati, Punjabi, Malayali, Bengali ... Indian kahan hai?

If you go to America you'll get Americans, if you go to Germany you'll get Germans, if you go to France you'll get Frenchmen, if you go to England you'll get Englishmen ... and if you go to India then you'll get Marathi, Gujarati, Punjabi, Malayali, Bengali ... where are the Indians?

Agar tumne chalaki karne ki koshish ki, yah police ko khabar ki ... toh main tumhari beti ke chhote chhote tukde karke ... tumhe chey mahine tak installment ki soorat mein bhejta rahoonga

If you try to act smart, or if you inform the police ... then I'll make small small pieces of your daughter ... and I'll send them to you as installments for six months

Teen cheezon ki wajah se rishtey bante bighadte hai ... aapke dil mein kya hai, aapki kismat mein kya hai aur aapki jeb mein kya hai

Because of three things relationships are made or destroyed ... what is in your heart, what is in your destiny and what is in your pocket

Nafrat ko sirf mohabbat se jeeta ja sakta hai ... sirf mohabbat se

Hatred can only be won by love ... only love

Oonchai par pahunch kar hi hum, jeevan ke naye raaston ko dekh paate hai

Only after reaching heights, we are able to see the new paths of life

Jis goli se tu marega uske upar aisa bade mein likha hoinga ... Made in India

The bullet that will kill you will be stamped in bold reading ... Made in India

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas

Rs.25 for stall, Rs.50 for balcony ... only one ticket is left, everything else is sold out

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Itni door se aaya hoon ... kuch toh karne do

I've come from far ... let me do something

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Oh brother Punjabi's don't come quietly, neither do they go quietly

Problem aur solution ka faasla sirf ghutne aur zameen tak ka hota hai ... aur ek baar sajda kiya toh problems khatam

The distance between a problem and it's solution is only that of the distance between the knees and the ground ... and all the problems end when you bow down to pray

The boss is always right!

The boss is always right!

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

If he agrees then it is fine ... or else I have been doing wrong things since childhood

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Tune aankhon se joh keh di thi woh baat kaise bhoolunga ... tere sang mein joh guzri thi woh raat kaise bhoolunga

How can I forget what you had said from your eyes ... how can I forget the night that I had spent with you

Joh aag bhujti nahi ... usse bhuja diya jaata hai

The fire that doesn't turn off by itself ... that fire is then turned off with force

Jinki kismat chamakni hoti hai ... wohi meri nazar mein aa jaate hai

People whose destiny is about to shine ... they come in my sight

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi

With hard work only sweat comes out ... not money

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai

People have a swirl in their legs ... I have it in my mind

Azaadi ka nasha sabse bada nasha hota hai ... usse bada koi nasha nahi

The intoxication of independence is the biggest intoxication ... there is no other intoxication bigger than that

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh

Ek Catholic aurat Pradhan Mantri ki kursi ek Sikh ke liye chod deti hai ... aur ek Sikh Pradhan Mantri pad ki shapath ek Muslim Rashtrapati se leta hai ... us desh ki bhag daud sambhalne ke liye jisme assi pratishad log Hindu hai

We come from a nation where a Catholic lady steps aside from becoming a Prime Minister for a Sikh ... and where a Sikh is sworn in as a Prime Minister by a Muslim President ... to govern a nation of over 80% Hindus

Aaisa kyun hota hai ki hum jisse sabse zyada pyar karte hai ... dukh bhi hum sabse zyada us hi ko dete hai

Why is that the person we love the most ... we give them the most pain

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Pyar mein sab kuch aasaan hota hai

Everything is easy in love

Mana ki tu ek insaan hai sari duniya ke liye ... magar sari duniya hai kisi ek insaan ke liye

Agreed you are a person for this entire world ... but you are the entire world for one person

Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Even I am a person ... who can smell things from a distance

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

For once I can leave the business money ... but not the money that I win

Main is area ki queen hoon, queen hoon ... live life queen size

I'm the queen of this area ... live life queen size

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

Aao jhuk kar salaam kare unhe jinke hisse mein yeh mukaam aata hai ... kis kadhar khush naseeb hai woh log ... khoon jinka watan ke kaam aata hai

Let's bow down and salute the people who have achieved these heights ... those people are so lucky ... whose blood has been useful for the country

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

I had called for a mobile tower ... where did this sim card come from

Insaan aur aatma ki jung mein ... jeet parmatma ki honi chahiye

In the battle between human and soul ... God is the one who should win

Is tarah pyar ka izhaar nahi hota ... joh do kadam saath chale woh yaar nahi hota ... pyar karne waale kaaton pe chalte hai ... joh aa jaye sholay toh sholon mein jalte hai ... kyun tujhe mere pyar par aitbaar nahi hota ... agar dilon mein sacha pyar nahi hota ... toh yeh duniya nahi hoti, yeh sansar nahi hota

Love can't be expressed this way ... one who walks two steps together is not a friend ... people in love walk on thorns ... and if embers come along then they burn in embers ... why don't you trust my love ... and what if the hearts didn't have true love ... then this world and universe would have not been there

Kyun thak re ho?

Why are you getting tired?

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

God doesn't do all the work ... he leaves some work for devils like us

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Saanp apne dushman ki tasveer apni aankhon mein utaar leta hai ... Bond apne dushmanon ka nishaan apne baazu saja leta hai ... apna apna style hai

A snake prints the photo of his enemy in his eyes ... and Bond decorates the mark of his enemies on his hand ... everyone has their own style

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Even the uniform of a true police officer fulfills its duty

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Our system has become like a kids diaper ... somewhere it's a little wet and somewhere it's a little loose

Sher jab ghayal ho jaata hai ... toh shikari ke liye maut ban jaata hai

When a tiger gets wounded ... he then becomes death for the hunter

Main is area ki queen hoon, queen hoon ... live life queen size

I'm the queen of this area ... live life queen size

Aaj meri paghdi bhi kesari ... joh bahega mera lahu bhi kesari ... aur mera jawab bhi kesari

Today my turban is saffron in colour ... my blood that will shed will also be saffron in colour ... and my response will also be saffron in colour

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Even the uniform of a true police officer fulfills its duty

Pyar, pyar hota hai ... jis mein vishvas hota hai, passion hota hai, wafaa hoti hai ... aur yeh woh wafaa hai joh aadmi ko bewafaa nahi hone deti

Love is love ... in which there is belief, there is passion, there is faith ... and this is the faith that stops a man from becoming unfaithful

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Now don't ask me remove and throw anything else ... or else my honesty will feel bad

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

I will die, but I will not do this gullu gullu with Mala

Mumbai police passport pe religion dekhkar goli nahi chalati ... criminal record dekhkar thokti hai

Mumbai police doesn't fire a bullet based on the religion mentioned on the passport ... it fires based on the criminal record

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Zindagi ke kisi bhi modh par, kisi bhi halaat mein ... tum mera saath nibhaogi

On any turn in life, in any situation of life ... you will be with me

Main ittefaq se koi kaam nahi karta

I don't do any work by coincidence

There's no science without experiments

There's no science without experiments

Textbook se copy karta hua student ... aur tees maar khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan ... kabhi fail nahi ho sakta

A student copying from a textbook ... and a plan from the great one's brain ... can never fail

Pyar mein shak ki koi jagah nahi hoti hai ... jahan pyar hota hai, wahan sirf pyar hota hai ... sirf pyar

In love there is no room for suspicion ... where there is love, there is only love ... only love

Chidiyon se main baaz ladaun ... gidderon se main sher banaun ... sawa lakh se ek ladaun ... tabhe Gobind Singh naam kahaun

I make the sparrows fight with the hawks ... I make lions out of wolves ... when one fights against many ... only then he is called as Gobind Singh (Guru)

Sukh baatne se badhta hai ... dukh apnane se, dukh kam hota hai

Happiness spreads by sharing it ... and sadness reduces by accepting it

Jahan pyar hota hai, wahan naraazgi nahi ... umeed hoti hai

Where there is love, there is no displeasure ... instead there is hope

Khiladi tha ... ab pura khel hoon

I was a player ... now I am the game

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wife ... but the sorrow that you get from a wife, you never get that from a fiancee

Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujhe ... mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah

Try laying your hands on me ... all my lawyers will lay hands on you in all places

Zindagi kamaal hoti hai ... ulhaj jaaye toh jaan lele ... sulhaj jaaye toh bemisaal hoti hai

Life is strange ... if it gets complicated then it can kill you ... but if you can solve it then it's wonderful

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

A common man is like a mango ... some get sucked and some get cut

Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai

Dogs have a very sharp memory

Hume sirf ek take milta hai, sirf ek take ... aur agar uss ek take mein hamse koi galati ho jati hai ... toh maut ke samne zindagi ghutne take deti hai

We only get one take, just one take ... and if we do a mistake in that one take ... then life bends down on its knees in front of death

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house

Saanp apne dushman ki tasveer apni aankhon mein utaar leta hai ... Bond apne dushmanon ka nishaan apne baazu saja leta hai ... apna apna style hai

A snake prints the photo of his enemy in his eyes ... and Bond decorates the mark of his enemies on his hand ... everyone has their own style

You thinking I mad ... but mad only becoming famous

You're thinking that I'm mad ... but only mad people become famous

Chidiyon se main baaz ladaun ... gidderon se main sher banaun ... sawa lakh se ek ladaun ... tabhe Gobind Singh naam kahaun

I make the sparrows fight with the hawks ... I make lions out of wolves ... when one fights against many ... only then he is called as Gobind Singh (Guru)

Pata nahin kis gali kis nukkad kis chaurahe par ... kis goli kis chaku par mera naam likha hai

I don't know in which lane, which corner, which crossing ... on which bullet, which knife my name is written

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

It is said that my brain should be kept in a museum

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house

Ab ke saawan mein yeh shararat hamare saath hui ... hamara ghar chodke saare shehar mein barsaat hui

In these rains this prank happened with me ... leaving my house it rained in the entire city

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

I will treat every woman as my sister-in-law and every girl as my sister ... except you

Bahut dino baad Bambai ne mujhe apni baahon mein bulaya hai ... ab dekhna yeh hai ke woh gale lagati hai ... yah phir gala kaatti hai

After many days Mumbai has called me in its arms ... now we have to see whether it hugs me ... or kills me

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

These are dangerous mountains not my eyes ... on one side there is a valley and on the other side there is a peak ... don't slip away

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

No matter if Mumbai has turned from Kumkum to Kimi Katkar ... but even today I can take you around half of Mumbai with my eyes closed

Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong

Big men and strong men don't make a country strong ... but strong women, strong mothers, strong sisters make a country strong

Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen

Here eat ... and feed your kids also ... so that they can do lot of poty

Tere hoothon ki muskurahat ki hifazat hum karenge ... tere aankhon se behte huye aasoon ki bagawat hum karenge

I will protect the smile on your lips ... and I will revolt the tears that flow from your eyes

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

How many times have I told you that when you are cleaning the car ... don't talk to useless people

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai

When a person doesn't have a good face ... then he should talk good things

Khaak mazaa hai jeene mein ... jab tak aag na lagi ho apne dushman ke seene mein

There is no fun in living ... until there is a fire in the heart of your enemy

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

Is tarah pyar ka izhaar nahi hota ... joh do kadam saath chale woh yaar nahi hota ... pyar karne waale kaaton pe chalte hai ... joh aa jaye sholay toh sholon mein jalte hai ... kyun tujhe mere pyar par aitbaar nahi hota ... agar dilon mein sacha pyar nahi hota ... toh yeh duniya nahi hoti, yeh sansar nahi hota

Love can't be expressed this way ... one who walks two steps together is not a friend ... people in love walk on thorns ... and if embers come along then they burn in embers ... why don't you trust my love ... and what if the hearts didn't have true love ... then this world and universe would have not been there

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

If we try to solve all our problems using the help of NASA ... then we'll be destroyed

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life

Joker pehle bhi kisi rang ka hissa nahi tha ... aage bhi nahi hoga ... joker apne hi rang mein rangega

The joker was never a part of any suite ... and moving forward it won't be either ... the joker has its own color

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

La la lullabies ... come in my arms you fair girl

Money making one man smile ... good doing many women smile

Money can make one man smile ... but a good deed can make many women smile

Khoobsurat ladkiyan aur machliyan ek jaisi nahi hoti ... unhe pakadne ke liye kuch aaisi chaalein chalni padti hai, jisse woh pakad mein aa jaye ... aur agar woh na aaye toh khud unke paas jaana padta hai

Pretty girls and fishes are not the same ... you have to play some smart moves to catch them, so that they come in captivity ... and if they themselves do not come then we ourselves have to go to them

Unki gali mein hum aaye ajeeb ittefaq hai ... phool toh pheka unhone ... magar gamla bhi saath hai

It is a strange coincidence that I came in her lane ... she did throw a flower on me ... but along with the flowerpot

Khushboo tumhari zulfon ki ab tak basi hai saanson mein ... mehak jaati hai rooh meri jab aati ho tum baahon mein

The fragrance of your hair is still there in my breaths ... my soul picks up the aroma when you come in my arms

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

You girls are very smart ... you know everything but you want to listen from us

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

When 100 people get together and destroy your life ... that's called a marriage ... but where 1 crore people get together and destroy a country ... that's called a corrupt government

Kaali billi bhi agar mera rasta kaat jaye toh mujhe kuch nahi hoga ... balki woh mar jayegi

Nothing will happen to me even if a black cat cuts my path ... instead the cat will die

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

When God gives ... he tears everything

Jinki kismat chamakni hoti hai ... wohi meri nazar mein aa jaate hai

People whose destiny is about to shine ... they come in my sight

Matlab baazi jeetne se hai ... phir chahe pyada qurbaan ho ya phir rani

Winning is important ... it doesn't matter if you sacrifice your pawn or your queen

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wife ... but the sorrow that you get from a wife, you never get that from a fiancee

Baaziyan palat jaati hai jab insaan palatte hai

Games changes when people change

Tum log sab jhoot bol rahe ho ... najane kitne din, kitne mahine, kitne saal jhoot pe jhoot pe jhoot bolte aaye ... aur main chup chap bardaasht karta raha

All you people are lying ... since how many days, months, years you all have lied and lied and lied ... and I have been tolerating that

Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ... sapno ke mahal nahi

Only a house can be built with hard work ... not the mansion of dreams

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

The kings of this city live in mansions ... but the tiger that you need to run this jungle are born on the streets

Kar jaye aisi ki taisi ... yeh kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi

It screws you ... this bloody love thing is like that only

Jab tak haar nahi hoti na ... tab tak aadmi jeeta hua rehta hai

Until one has not lost ... till then a man is in a winning position

Kya sametega hum mein yeh waqt ka gehra dariya, hum kinaro se ubharne ka hunar jaante hai ... seedhe haatho ne joh kheenchi hai lakeerein tedhi, un lakeeron par chalne ka hunar jaante hai

The deep sea of time cannot amass me, I have the skills of defeating the shores ... and the crooked lines that have been drawn by the hand on the palms, I have the skills of walking on them

Sabke karam samne aayenge ... woh kya hai na karma rishvat nahi leta

The deeds of everyone will come forward ... because karma doesn't take bribe

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Looks like God has given you everything in your eyes ... and forgotten to give you anything in the head

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Money making one man smile ... good doing many women smile

Money can make one man smile ... but a good deed can make many women smile

Hoon main parwana magar koi shamma toh ho raat toh ho ... jaan dene ko hoon haazir, koi baat toh ho

I am a true lover but there must be some candle and night ... I am willing to give my life, but there must be some point in her

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Pressure has come ... pressure has come ... oh pressure has come

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

How many times have I told you that when you are cleaning the car ... don't talk to useless people