Rodney Dangerfield - Birthday Quotes

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

It takes a long time to become young.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

Don't just count your years, make your years count.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.