Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Copy Quote View & ShareAge does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Copy Quote View & ShareA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Copy Quote View & ShareYouth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Copy Quote View & ShareProbably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.
Copy Quote View & ShareOld age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Copy Quote View & ShareNobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Copy Quote View & ShareMiddle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Copy Quote View & ShareYou don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
Copy Quote View & ShareOld age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Copy Quote View & ShareOld minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
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