Dad Quotes

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.

My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

My father was never anti-anything in our house.

There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.

Thirteen, 13 children, and I love - I love them all. And I think I've been a good father to all of them.

Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.

When a father, absent during the day, returns home at six, his children receive only his temperament, not his teaching.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.

The best money advice ever given me was from my father. When I was a little girl, he told me, 'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'

I've had some amazing people in my life. Look at my father - he came from a small fishing village of five hundred people and at six foot four with giant ears and a kind of very odd expression, thought he could be a movie star. So go figure, you know?

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker.