Dating Quotes

If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool.

I don't think a powerful man would be interesting unless he'd be nice, attractive, with or without the power. Men are interested in powerful men. Women are interested in terrific men!

The sea hath fish for every man.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

You'll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart.

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

It's not that I find it hard to meet girls - they do come up and chat me up from time to time. Sometimes I'm interested, I tend not to go for the prettier ones. I prefer the quirkier types.

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.

All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.