Dating Quotes

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that's what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

When men I have dated over the years whined about, 'Oh, you make no time for me' - see ya! I just dumped them. I don't need that pressure in my life.

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

A simple compliment goes a really long way - for a guy to just come over and say, 'You have great hair' or 'I really like your dress,' and then just smile and walk away. That's a great move, because he's sort of putting himself out there by doing that, but it won't lead to any embarrassment if the girl isn't interested.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

I always play women I would date.

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.