Dating Quotes

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

I'm currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it's all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.

I'm really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether you're on a red carpet or not. Even if you're just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in.

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.

I dated dozens of young men, had fun with all, made commitments to none.

I date older men, and I date younger men. I have no rules about that.

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

In my experience with women that I've dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care about. And even if you aren't a huge fan of it, you still have to have interest in it and it has to be genuine because women do it for men all the time.

So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: '10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He's a lawyer.' He didn't know what was going on. He didn't even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I'm dating their dad!

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.

I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.