Humor Quotes

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.

Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

I grew up a skinny kid with a funny last name and coke bottle glasses, so I experienced my fair share of bullies. But I learned, with the help of humor and resilience, to never give up.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

There's something about Southern women that is so unique yet so universal. Strong southern women are allowed to be soft and feminine and have a sense of humor. But what I love about Southern women in particular is their universality.

I did the 'Bionic Woman,' which of course had a lot of humor in it, and that was really a function of a lot of the ad-libbing and the things that I did in it.

I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor.

I used to hear on the radio people like Jack Benny or Bob Hope, but I never had any interest in their type of humor. I thought that I could do something more substantially meaningful with significant, thoughtful, analytical reflections on real life situations.

My father had a great sense of humor. He wasn't only the Man in Black. He said it himself in the song 'Man in Black:' 'Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day.' He was a man of hope.

I have my outlet for my humor through my characters, and I also have the intimacy of rapport with my fans that allows me to explain my philosophy and spirituality.

I love the idea of things being strict and things being uniform. That's the reason why I surround each collection with humor or irony. I want to make sure that it's not too serious and that there is some element that throws it off because otherwise that would make it really boring. There's always a story that's somewhat fantastical.

G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.

I think empathy is romantic. I think humor is romantic. Kindness is romantic. I think those kind of gestures of caring and love are romantic.

I think if I would have started BIG in America, I would probably never have called it BIG. There was nothing but a little bit of local small country humor in the idea.

Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.