Humor Quotes

Bringing humor and bringing happiness and joy to an audience is a wonderful opportunity in life, believe me.

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.

You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV.

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, it's silly.

Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions and gets down to what people are to people.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.

Humor can prove to be the conversational lubricant you need to remove the tension from the most unpleasant management- and accountability-related conversations.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me that really attract me to a girl.

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem.