Humor Quotes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he's no Prince Charming!

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

You can defeat fear through humor, through pain, through honesty, bravery, intuition, and through love in the truest sense.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

My childhood, adolescence and high school days are unusually important. If there has ever been a time that I developed a uniqueness and sense of humor and the ability to organize, it was then. In those early days, I developed the skills that gave me a certain degree of success in American politics.

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

I've been encouraging documentary filmmakers to use more and more humor, and they're loath to do that because they think if it's a documentary it has to be deadly serious - it has to be like medicine that you're supposed to take. And I think it's what keeps the mass audience from going to documentaries.

The book, '12 Rules For Life,' is a very serious book. There's elements of humor in it, but I'm trying to struggle with things at the deepest possible level and to explain to people why it's necessary to live a upstanding and noble and moral and truthful and responsible life, and why there's hell to pay if you don't do that.

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.