Humor Quotes

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.