Humor Quotes

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.

If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor.

Humor is an antidote to all ills.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him by leaving them laughing and chuckling with one another.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place.

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.

I come from a family of teasers myself. My grandfather was from Liverpool, and he had a dry sense of humor, and he would tease us terribly. My brother Beau was so skilled in his teasing that he could get a rise out of me by simply pointing at me.

What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom.

I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.

I like humor: the sort of gentle humor that points out human foibles.

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.