Marriage Quotes

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

I very much feel that marriage is a sacrament and that sacrament should extend... to that legal entity of a union between what traditionally in our Western values has been defined as between a man and a woman.

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Marriage is an exercise in torture.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage.

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious - friendship and learning.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

I think it's something that needs to be said - that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there's nothing wrong with it.

I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.