Marriage Quotes

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that's not what America's about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don't contract them.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

He is a Hindu NRI and I am a Christian, so I did a court marriage and had a Catholic wedding. The wedding was intimate with just family members.

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Marriages, like careers, need constant nurturing... the secret of having it all is loving it all.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.

But to sustain a marriage for 50 years, you have to get real a little bit and find someone who is understanding and who you can grow with. My mom always says, 'Marry the man who loves you a millimeter more.'

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.