Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... kiski modhon gardan ... kiski todhon haddi

Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... whose neck should I twist ... whose bones should I break

Story mein hero ho ya na ho ... story hero honi chahiye

The story may have a hero or not ... the story itself must be a hero

Tanker bhar khoon hai body mein

I have a tanker load of blood in my body

Sabse bada kalakar toh woh hai ... usne itni badi duniya banai ... phir is duniya mein hazaron log banaye, hazaron logon ke haathon mein karodon lakeerein kheench di ... sukh ki, dukh ki, izzat ki, pyar ki, sab likh daala saala ... lekin woh mujhse itna pyar karta hai ki usne mere haath mein sirf ek lakeer kheenchi, sirf ek ... kaali kismat ki kaali lakeer

He (god) is the biggest artist ... he made such a big world ... then he made thousands of people in this world, he drew millions of lines on the hands of thousands of people ... of happiness, of sadness, of respect, of love, he wrote everything ... but he loves me so much that he drew only one line on my hand, only one ... which is the black line of bad luck

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Respect women ... or else I will smash your bullets and break your gun

Sabse bada kalakar toh woh hai ... usne itni badi duniya banai ... phir is duniya mein hazaron log banaye, hazaron logon ke haathon mein karodon lakeerein kheench di ... sukh ki, dukh ki, izzat ki, pyar ki, sab likh daala saala ... lekin woh mujhse itna pyar karta hai ki usne mere haath mein sirf ek lakeer kheenchi, sirf ek ... kaali kismat ki kaali lakeer

He (god) is the biggest artist ... he made such a big world ... then he made thousands of people in this world, he drew millions of lines on the hands of thousands of people ... of happiness, of sadness, of respect, of love, he wrote everything ... but he loves me so much that he drew only one line on my hand, only one ... which is the black line of bad luck

Mera maatha garam hai, doodh ki tarah ubal jaata hoon ... aaj ubloonga nahi ... phatoonga

My brain is hot and I boil like milk ... but today I won't boil ... I will blast

Main life mein har kaam ek baar zaroor karta hoon ... aur joh kaam pasand aaya na ... usse do baar karta hoon

I do everything in life atleast once ... and whatever I like ... I do that twice

Yeh tevar hamare khoon mein hai ... tere bhaukane se kuch nahi hoga

We have this attitude in our blood ... and you barking will not make a difference

Chori ke dhande mein joh maal le jaye na ... maal bhi uska, dhanda bhi uska

In the business of stealing one who takes the goods ... the goods belong to him, and so does the business

Ladaiyan sasti nahi hoti ... aur agar sasti hoti toh har koi nahi ladh leta

Battles are not cheap ... if they were cheap then everyone would fight

Chori ke dhande mein joh maal le jaye na ... maal bhi uska, dhanda bhi uska

In the business of stealing one who takes the goods ... the goods belong to him, and so does the business

Yeh tasveer shuru zaroor usne ki hai ... lekin ismein aakhri rang main bharoonga

He has started this painting ... but I will fill the last color in it

Chori ke dhande mein joh maal le jaye na ... maal bhi uska, dhanda bhi uska

In the business of stealing one who takes the goods ... the goods belong to him, and so does the business

Agar suddenly ek saath sab kuch theek ho jaaye ... toh life bahut boring ho jaati hai

If suddenly everything becomes alright ... then life becomes boring

Duniya aaj bhi ek hi cheez pe kayam hai ... jiski wajah se duniya kayam hai ... pyar

Even today the world survives on one thing ... it's the reason behind the existence of this world ... and that's love

Woh aashiq ki kya joh mashooq-e-dil ka haal x-ray na kar paaye

A lover who isn't able to x-ray the condition of his beloved's heart, ain't a lover

Hamari amma bachpan se sikhayi ... haaro mat ... haar ko harao

My mother has taught me this since childhood ... don't lose ... instead defeat the loss

Joh koi bhi kisi bekasoor ka qatal karta hai ... woh poori insaaniyat ka qatil hai ... joh koi bhi ek zindagi bachata hai ... woh poori insaaniyat ko bachata hai

The one who kills an innocent person ... that person is the killer of the entire humanity ... the one who saves even one life ... that person is the saviour of the entire humanity

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai

Be it old or young ... all the women of this world have melodrama in their blood

Hamari amma bachpan se sikhayi ... haaro mat ... haar ko harao

My mother has taught me this since childhood ... don't lose ... instead defeat the loss

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Mera maqsad mehnat se bachna nahi ... meri mehnat faltu maqsad se bachke rehna hai

My goal is not to stay away from hard work ... I work hard to stay away from useless goals

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Respect women ... or else I will smash your bullets and break your gun

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a Punjabi mother-in-law

Mera maatha garam hai, doodh ki tarah ubal jaata hoon ... aaj ubloonga nahi ... phatoonga

My brain is hot and I boil like milk ... but today I won't boil ... I will blast

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

You're a robot, a corporate robot ... there are no soft feelings in your hardware

Duniya aaj bhi ek hi cheez pe kayam hai ... jiski wajah se duniya kayam hai ... pyar

Even today the world survives on one thing ... it's the reason behind the existence of this world ... and that's love

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Respect women ... or else I will smash your bullets and break your gun

Ladaiyan sasti nahi hoti ... aur agar sasti hoti toh har koi nahi ladh leta

Battles are not cheap ... if they were cheap then everyone would fight

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Tanker bhar khoon hai body mein

I have a tanker load of blood in my body

Hum kahan rehte hai usse farak nahi padta ... hum kiske saath rehte hai aur woh humein kitna pyar karta hai ... farak isse padta hai

It doesn't matter where we live ... with whom we live and how much they love us ... that's what matters

Bande ko na hard working nahi ... smart working hona chahiye

A person should not be hard working ... he should be smart working

Unka hisaab unse, tera tujhse

Their account with them, your account with you

Main is dharti ke mitti ke ek kann ke liye bhi marne ko taiyaar hoon

I'm ready to die even for one small particle of this land's soil

Agar you playing, may be you losing ... magar agar you running away, toh you pakka losing

If you play, may be you'll lose ... but if you run away, then you'll definitely lose

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Main apni maa jaisa banna chahta hoon

I want to become just like my mom

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds

Lo lag gayi law and order ki

Law and order is now ruined

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a Punjabi mother-in-law

Main life mein har kaam ek baar zaroor karta hoon ... aur joh kaam pasand aaya na ... usse do baar karta hoon

I do everything in life atleast once ... and whatever I like ... I do that twice

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Woh chahegi jiska banna ... arre wohi banega Rajesh Khanna

The one she choses to be with ... he will become Rajesh Khanna

Aaj ek doosre ke saath bura kar loon ... yeh sochke ki isse hamara kal acha hoga ... isse badi bewakoofi is duniya mein nahi ho sakti

Today let's do something bad for each other ... thinking that it'll make our tomorrow better ... there's nothing more foolish than that in this world

Sabse bada kalakar toh woh hai ... usne itni badi duniya banai ... phir is duniya mein hazaron log banaye, hazaron logon ke haathon mein karodon lakeerein kheench di ... sukh ki, dukh ki, izzat ki, pyar ki, sab likh daala saala ... lekin woh mujhse itna pyar karta hai ki usne mere haath mein sirf ek lakeer kheenchi, sirf ek ... kaali kismat ki kaali lakeer

He (god) is the biggest artist ... he made such a big world ... then he made thousands of people in this world, he drew millions of lines on the hands of thousands of people ... of happiness, of sadness, of respect, of love, he wrote everything ... but he loves me so much that he drew only one line on my hand, only one ... which is the black line of bad luck

Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... kiski modhon gardan ... kiski todhon haddi

Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... whose neck should I twist ... whose bones should I break

Aapke yeh Bernard Shaw wale idea jisne maan liye na ... usko toh Waheguru bhi nahi bacha sakte

The one who listens to these Bernard Shaw ideas of yours ... even God won't be able to save him

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

You're a robot, a corporate robot ... there are no soft feelings in your hardware

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai

Be it old or young ... all the women of this world have melodrama in their blood

Agar you playing, may be you losing ... magar agar you running away, toh you pakka losing

If you play, may be you'll lose ... but if you run away, then you'll definitely lose

Lo lag gayi law and order ki

Law and order is now ruined

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me