Zindagi badi cheezon se nahi ... balki chote chote lamhon ko sametkar banti hai

Life is made by collecting small small moments ... and not by big things

Mumbai ek aaisi machine hai joh din raat chalti rehti hai

Mumbai is a machine that runs day and night

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega

Slowly slowly we have to grow love and we have to cross the limits ... love, romance, friendship, I don't know ... but the part of crossing the limit ... that will happen

Khuli aankhon se dekhta hoon kyun khwaab aaj kal ... uske chehre se kyun hai gulaab aaj kal

Nowadays why do I see a dream with open eyes ... nowadays why does her face look like a rose flower

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

If one girl has given you the wound ... then only an other girl can apply the ointment

Ishq ka andhapan akal ke darwaje band kar deta hai

The blindness of love closes the door of your mind

Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega

Slowly slowly we have to grow love and we have to cross the limits ... love, romance, friendship, I don't know ... but the part of crossing the limit ... that will happen

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life

Signal pe rukne waale har ek aadmi ke bheje mein ek-hich tension rehta hai ... ki kab yeh signal apna rang badle aur kab woh idhar se nikal jaye ... idhar bitayele dus se pandra second bhi, saale ko ghante ke maafit lagte hai

Every person that stops on a signal has only one tension in his mind ... that when will this signal change its colour so that he can move ahead ... even the 10 to 15 seconds that he spends here, feels like an hour to him

Pyar ke bagair mar marke jeene se achcha hai ... ke kuch hi pal pyar mein jeeke mar jaao

Rather than dying bit by bit without love ... it's better to live for a few moments in love and then die

Kamyaabi ki bhi ek keemat hai

Even success has a value

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

God you're great ... whenever you take from us ... you slap us hard and then you take it from us

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

If there's a ghost then there's a witch ... if there's lentil soup then there's chutney ... if you spread a lot then your pant will tear apart

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Signal pe rukne waale har ek aadmi ke bheje mein ek-hich tension rehta hai ... ki kab yeh signal apna rang badle aur kab woh idhar se nikal jaye ... idhar bitayele dus se pandra second bhi, saale ko ghante ke maafit lagte hai

Every person that stops on a signal has only one tension in his mind ... that when will this signal change its colour so that he can move ahead ... even the 10 to 15 seconds that he spends here, feels like an hour to him

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai

My whole life is cinematic

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Pahadon pe sunrise dekhne jaisa aur samundar kinare sunset dekhne jaisa aur kuch nahi hai

There is nothing like watching sunrise from the mountains and watching sunset on the seashore

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

Agar apne dil ki chuban se chutkara pana hai ... toh doosron ke pair mein chube huye kaante ko nikalo

If you want to eliminate the pinching of your heart ... then remove the thorn that is pinching in someone else's leg

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

God you're great ... whenever you take from us ... you slap us hard and then you take it from us

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai

My whole life is cinematic

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

Aapki pehchaan woh nahi hoti joh koi aur aapko de ... aapki pehchaan woh hoti hai joh koi aapse le na sake

You identity is not something that someone else gives you ... your identity is something that no one else can take it from you

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

Ishq ki galiyan badi geeli hoti hai ... aksar aashiq phisalkar mooh ke bal girta hai

The streets of love are very wet ... often lovers slip and fall on their face

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath koi do teen din nahi bita sakta ... poori zindagi bita sakta hai

No one can spend 2 to 3 days with a girl like you ... instead he can spend his entire life

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Darr ki pahunch na bahut solid hoti hai ... kisi ko dil pe effect karti hai ... kisi ko dimaag pe ... aur kisi ko seedha taango ke beech

Fear has very solid impact ... it effects someone on their heart ... it effects someone on their mind ... and it effects someone directly with their confidence

Harne ka risk lekar jeetne mein ... mujhe zyada maaza aata hai

Taking the risk of losing and then winning ... gives me more pleasure

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

If there's a ghost then there's a witch ... if there's lentil soup then there's chutney ... if you spread a lot then your pant will tear apart

Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath koi do teen din nahi bita sakta ... poori zindagi bita sakta hai

No one can spend 2 to 3 days with a girl like you ... instead he can spend his entire life

Khuli aankhon se dekhta hoon kyun khwaab aaj kal ... uske chehre se kyun hai gulaab aaj kal

Nowadays why do I see a dream with open eyes ... nowadays why does her face look like a rose flower

Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega

Slowly slowly we have to grow love and we have to cross the limits ... love, romance, friendship, I don't know ... but the part of crossing the limit ... that will happen

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

If there's a ghost then there's a witch ... if there's lentil soup then there's chutney ... if you spread a lot then your pant will tear apart

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Khuli aankhon se dekhta hoon kyun khwaab aaj kal ... uske chehre se kyun hai gulaab aaj kal

Nowadays why do I see a dream with open eyes ... nowadays why does her face look like a rose flower

Harne ka risk lekar jeetne mein ... mujhe zyada maaza aata hai

Taking the risk of losing and then winning ... gives me more pleasure

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

You are our pillar, and our change from the lost and found memory ... you are our Johnny, and you are our Lever

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

You are our pillar, and our change from the lost and found memory ... you are our Johnny, and you are our Lever

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

Zindagi badi cheezon se nahi ... balki chote chote lamhon ko sametkar banti hai

Life is made by collecting small small moments ... and not by big things

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

Jab bhi hum mein lagta hai ki hamare paas koi rasta nahi hai ... toh us waqt bhi hamare paas koi na koi rasta zaroor hota hai

Whenever we think that we don't have any path to take ... then even at that time we have some path or the other to take

Andhere ko door karne ke liye ... us mein diya khud hi jalana padta hai

To eliminate the darkness ... you yourself have to burn the candle in it

Jab bhi hum mein lagta hai ki hamare paas koi rasta nahi hai ... toh us waqt bhi hamare paas koi na koi rasta zaroor hota hai

Whenever we think that we don't have any path to take ... then even at that time we have some path or the other to take

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

If one girl has given you the wound ... then only an other girl can apply the ointment

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

Badle mein hamesha do kabarein khodni padti hai ... jis mein ek apni khudki hoti hai

When taking revenge you have to always dig two graves ... in which one of them belongs to you