Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat ishq hai, is mein meetha meetha risk hai ... yeh kaisa prem game hai, jis mein sab kuch toh fix hai ... dil ke aaine ko dekho, tera chehra us mein mix hai

In love and romance there is some sweet risk ... what type of a love game is this, in which everything is fixed ... look at the mirror of love, your face is mixed in it

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

Pyar hai zaroori aur usse must hi manoonga ... last saans tak tujhe first main chahoonga

Love is important and I believe it is a must ... and I will love you before anything till my last breath

Din mein karobaar ... raat ko gharbaar

Work and all during the day ... home and all during the night

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Not to take responsibility has become a common thing in India after the Commonwealth games

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

No place for peeing in this country

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

Usse dekhte hi dil mein sainkado ghantiya Dolby Digital mein bhajne lagi baar baar ... mil gaya mujhe mera life long pyar

When I saw her there were multiple bells ringing like Dolby Digital in my heart ... because I had found my life long love

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai ... kisi andhe insaan ka sapna hai, ek goonge ka geet hai ... yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai

Love in all its forms is just an illusion ... it's a blind mans dream, it's a song of a mute person ... love in all its forms is just an illusion

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai ... kisi andhe insaan ka sapna hai, ek goonge ka geet hai ... yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai

Love in all its forms is just an illusion ... it's a blind mans dream, it's a song of a mute person ... love in all its forms is just an illusion

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Not to take responsibility has become a common thing in India after the Commonwealth games

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat ishq hai, is mein meetha meetha risk hai ... yeh kaisa prem game hai, jis mein sab kuch toh fix hai ... dil ke aaine ko dekho, tera chehra us mein mix hai

In love and romance there is some sweet risk ... what type of a love game is this, in which everything is fixed ... look at the mirror of love, your face is mixed in it

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai

Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

Usse dekhte hi dil mein sainkado ghantiya Dolby Digital mein bhajne lagi baar baar ... mil gaya mujhe mera life long pyar

When I saw her there were multiple bells ringing like Dolby Digital in my heart ... because I had found my life long love

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat ishq hai, is mein meetha meetha risk hai ... yeh kaisa prem game hai, jis mein sab kuch toh fix hai ... dil ke aaine ko dekho, tera chehra us mein mix hai

In love and romance there is some sweet risk ... what type of a love game is this, in which everything is fixed ... look at the mirror of love, your face is mixed in it

Din mein karobaar ... raat ko gharbaar

Work and all during the day ... home and all during the night

Pyar hai zaroori aur usse must hi manoonga ... last saans tak tujhe first main chahoonga

Love is important and I believe it is a must ... and I will love you before anything till my last breath

Usse dekhte hi dil mein sainkado ghantiya Dolby Digital mein bhajne lagi baar baar ... mil gaya mujhe mera life long pyar

When I saw her there were multiple bells ringing like Dolby Digital in my heart ... because I had found my life long love

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai ... kisi andhe insaan ka sapna hai, ek goonge ka geet hai ... yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai

Love in all its forms is just an illusion ... it's a blind mans dream, it's a song of a mute person ... love in all its forms is just an illusion