Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Millimeter has now become centimeter

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken egg

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

No place for peeing in this country

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

Be capable my son, capable ... success will follow you no matter what

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai

I was teaching you how to teach

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Exams are one to many, but father is mostly only one

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken egg

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai

Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Son, in a few days cottage cheese will be sold at a jewelery shop in small small pouches

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon

You may keep your job ... and I'll keep my attitude

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Millimeter has now become centimeter

Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga

Come out, otherwise I will do urine expulsion on your door

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Exams are one to many, but father is mostly only one

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs

Aal izz well ... Aal izz well

All is well ... All is well