All good guys are either gay or married

All good guys are either gay or married

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Our scene has turned fully into kerosene

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Music for me is a ladder to success

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya

Dude I had heard about valet parking ... but this turned out to be valley parking

Bus ho ya train, ek miss ho jaye toh doosri aa jaati hai ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Be it a bus or a train, if you miss one then another one comes along ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Music for me is a ladder to success

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!

Bus ho ya train, ek miss ho jaye toh doosri aa jaati hai ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Be it a bus or a train, if you miss one then another one comes along ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Music for me is a ladder to success