Ladne ke liye dolon ki nahi ... jigar ki zaroorat hoti hai

To fight you don't need muscles ... you need courage

Tujhe maroonga nahi ... teri bajake jaaonga!

I won't hit you ... I'll simply destroy you!

I love you ... do you love me? ... haan bolti toh you ... varna bahut hai in the queue

I love you ... do you love me? ... are you saying yes ... or else there are many others in the queue

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

I'm a kite and she's my string ... she's a peahen and I'm her peacock

Zyadatar insaan pehda hota aam hai, jeeta aam hai, marta aam hai ... bade parde pe ya duniya mein na sahi ... kam se kam usse apne ghar pe, apne apno ke nazaron mein toh hero hona chahiye

Mostly a person is born as a common man, lives as a common man, dies as a common man ... so maybe not on the big screen or in the world ... but at least he should be a hero in his own house, in front of his dear ones

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

There are only two things famous in this world ... the karate of Bruce Lee and flatbreads made by Ashok Kumar

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

It's Friday night ... it's the matter of revenge ... may God save you from my attack

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

Sach aur kalpana ka milan ho jaye ... Jasmine ko mujhse pyar ho jaye

Let truth and imagination become one ... and let Jasmine fall in love with me

G-B-M-L-R: Ganpati Bappa Morya Let's Rock!

God is great, let's rock!

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

Aisa kabhi socha na tha yeh anjaam hoga ... ek waqt ka badshah aaj ghulam hoga

I never thought that such an outcome will be there ... where a king of yesterday will turn into a slave of today

Shola ya shabnam, naa toh hai hi ... koshish karke dekh le ... shayad haan ho jaye

Whether you get the girl or fire, you already have a no ... but give it shot ... may be it will turn into a yes

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

We are not mad ... it's just that our mind is crazy

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... ya toh zindagi ko gaali dete rehne ka ... ya phir joh zindagi mile usse gale lagane ka

Life gives us two choices ... either you keep on cursing life ... or else embrace the life that you have

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

It is easy to wake up a person who is sleeping ... but it is impossible to wake up a person who is awake

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo

Life has pulled my leg a lot ... now you take a photo of me

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

He has blown away all our hard earned money with beautiful girls in the casino

Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha hai ... kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do

Rather than living on false hopes ... it is better to live your entire life in someone's love

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo

Life has pulled my leg a lot ... now you take a photo of me

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Dilli wale na sab kuch over karte hai, dimaag ki short karke ... do numbri hote hai ... par dosti mein ek numbri hote hai

People of Delhi make you go crazy by doing everything more than needed ... they're big scammers ... but they're the best when it comes to friendship

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Bandook kitni bhi badi kyun na ho ... jaan lene wali goli choti hi hoti hai

It doesn't matter how big a gun is ... the bullet that takes a life is always small

Tum sabke dard mein mujhe khushi nahi milti ... sukoon milta hai

With the pain of all you people I don't get happiness ... I get peace

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

Pata hai hamare haathon mein lakeerein kyun hoti hai ... kyun ki hum apne haathon se khud apni kismat banate hai ... we shape our own destiny

Do you know why we have lines in our palms ... since we make our destiny with our own hands ... we shape our own destiny

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Zyadatar insaan pehda hota aam hai, jeeta aam hai, marta aam hai ... bade parde pe ya duniya mein na sahi ... kam se kam usse apne ghar pe, apne apno ke nazaron mein toh hero hona chahiye

Mostly a person is born as a common man, lives as a common man, dies as a common man ... so maybe not on the big screen or in the world ... but at least he should be a hero in his own house, in front of his dear ones

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

There are only two things famous in this world ... the karate of Bruce Lee and flatbreads made by Ashok Kumar

I love you ... do you love me? ... haan bolti toh you ... varna bahut hai in the queue

I love you ... do you love me? ... are you saying yes ... or else there are many others in the queue

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Our scene has turned fully into kerosene

Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saath ... meri har chinta, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai

With the departing life of all you people ... my every concern and stress also goes away

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

I agree that this is a story of flahsback ... but is this rhyming necessary

Meri unglioon ki raftar ... tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai

The speed of my fingers ... is faster than the speed of your legs

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Do you what's the height of hope ... a man without hands shitting on the shore of the ocean ... in hopes that the waves will come and wash him

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

If someone like you comes in my life ... then he will become the father of my child

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

There are only two things famous in this world ... the karate of Bruce Lee and flatbreads made by Ashok Kumar

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Don't worry ... I won't give you a reason to complain

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Music for me is a ladder to success

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

Jahan sach na chale wahan jhoot sahi ... aur jahan haq na mile wahan loot sahi

Say the lie where truth is not accepted ... and steal where you don't get your right

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Dilli wale na sab kuch over karte hai, dimaag ki short karke ... do numbri hote hai ... par dosti mein ek numbri hote hai

People of Delhi make you go crazy by doing everything more than needed ... they're big scammers ... but they're the best when it comes to friendship

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

I hope his joke does not get us in trouble

Jahan sach na chale wahan jhoot sahi ... aur jahan haq na mile wahan loot sahi

Say the lie where truth is not accepted ... and steal where you don't get your right

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

If someone like you comes in my life ... then he will become the father of my child

Dilli dil walon ki hai ... aur Mumbai sabki

Delhi belongs to the people with a great heart ... and Mumbai belongs to everyone

Dost ki dosti par se yakeen khona aasaan hai ... dushman ki dushmani par se yakeen khona aasaan nahi hai

It's easy to lose the trust of friendship with a friend ... but it's not easy to lose the trust of enmity against an enemy

Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saath ... meri har chinta, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai

With the departing life of all you people ... my every concern and stress also goes away

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai ... aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Every father has a father ... and we call him grandfather

Shola ya shabnam, naa toh hai hi ... koshish karke dekh le ... shayad haan ho jaye

Whether you get the girl or fire, you already have a no ... but give it shot ... may be it will turn into a yes

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

I'm a kite and she's my string ... she's a peahen and I'm her peacock

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Music for me is a ladder to success

Jab do log ka life ek hota hai na ... toh unka sapna bhi ek hi mangta hai

When two people are living one life ... then their dream must also be one

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

I've seen a flying arrow enter into one's backside many times ... but for the first time a flying backside will enter into an arrow

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Since I didn't have a house, I made the sky as my roof and the footpath as my bed ... sometimes I ate air, sometimes I was cursed ... and I ate food whenever I got it

Tu nikal apne sapne ke peeche ... aur jidhar bhi palatkar dekhegi na ... apan khada milega tere peeche

You go behind your dream ... and wherever you'll turn around and see ... you'll find me standing right behind you

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Tum mera time pass banogi ... lifetime ke liye?

Will you become my time pass ... for the entire life?

Life se badi school koi nahi hai ... aur is school mein har subject available hai

There is no bigger school than life ... and in this school every subject is available

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

He has blown away all our hard earned money with beautiful girls in the casino

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Since I didn't have a house, I made the sky as my roof and the footpath as my bed ... sometimes I ate air, sometimes I was cursed ... and I ate food whenever I got it

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Main ek aam aadmi hoon ... aur aam aadmi ke naam nahi hote ... bas kaam hote hai

I'm a common man ... and a common man doesn't have a famous name ... he only has famous deeds

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

What we thought was going to be cheap, turned out to be expensive ... now only our ashes will leave from here ... who asked us to have great grand fun

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Do you know what's the height of craziness ... a guy said to a girl, I love you ... the girl laughed, ha ha ha ha ... the guy said to his friend ... she said yes 4 times

Aaj ke baad aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi milega

From today you won't get a chance to complain

Jab do log ka life ek hota hai na ... toh unka sapna bhi ek hi mangta hai

When two people are living one life ... then their dream must also be one

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Jahan sach na chale wahan jhoot sahi ... aur jahan haq na mile wahan loot sahi

Say the lie where truth is not accepted ... and steal where you don't get your right

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha hai ... kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do

Rather than living on false hopes ... it is better to live your entire life in someone's love

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... ya toh zindagi ko gaali dete rehne ka ... ya phir joh zindagi mile usse gale lagane ka

Life gives us two choices ... either you keep on cursing life ... or else embrace the life that you have

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar

Ravana by himself had ten heads ... but Lord Vishnu by himself has the power of ten people

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Ab tak toh paison ke liye maine paseena bahaya tha ... aaj tumne mera khoon bhi bhaha diya

Until now I had shed my sweat to earn money ... but today you've shed my blood as well

Tum mera time pass banogi ... lifetime ke liye?

Will you become my time pass ... for the entire life?

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Music for me is a ladder to success

Aisa kabhi socha na tha yeh anjaam hoga ... ek waqt ka badshah aaj ghulam hoga

I never thought that such an outcome will be there ... where a king of yesterday will turn into a slave of today

Ab tak toh paison ke liye maine paseena bahaya tha ... aaj tumne mera khoon bhi bhaha diya

Until now I had shed my sweat to earn money ... but today you've shed my blood as well

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

God makes the pairs ... and the donkey got the mare

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai ... aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Every father has a father ... and we call him grandfather

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo ... ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Life gives us two choices ... open your hands and take what you get ... or else raise your hand and snatch what you want

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

God makes the pairs ... and the donkey got the mare

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

If someone like you comes in my life ... then he will become the father of my child

Ladne ke liye dolon ki nahi ... jigar ki zaroorat hoti hai

To fight you don't need muscles ... you need courage

Sach aur kalpana ka milan ho jaye ... Jasmine ko mujhse pyar ho jaye

Let truth and imagination become one ... and let Jasmine fall in love with me

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo ... ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Life gives us two choices ... open your hands and take what you get ... or else raise your hand and snatch what you want

Tum sabke dard mein mujhe khushi nahi milti ... sukoon milta hai

With the pain of all you people I don't get happiness ... I get peace

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

Life se badi school koi nahi hai ... aur is school mein har subject available hai

There is no bigger school than life ... and in this school every subject is available

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

Bina badshah ki izazat jab awam khushiyan manati hai ... bagawat ki pehli nishani wohi hoti hai

When the people of a kingdom celebrate without the permission of the king ... then that's the first sign of rebellion

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great

Dost ki dosti par se yakeen khona aasaan hai ... dushman ki dushmani par se yakeen khona aasaan nahi hai

It's easy to lose the trust of friendship with a friend ... but it's not easy to lose the trust of enmity against an enemy

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

It's Friday night ... it's the matter of revenge ... may God save you from my attack