Tu ya toh maarega ya toh marwayega ... marwa diya toh gham nahi ... lekin agar maara toh phir hum kisise kum nahi

You will either kill me or get me killed ... if you get me killed then its fine ... but if you try to kill me then remember, I am no else either

Jail mein ladna, marna, maarna sab maaf hai ... mooh kholna maaf nahi hai

In jail it is ok to fight, die and kill ... but it is not ok to open your mouth

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Bloody he has so much muscles that he can smash anyone

Aulad toh saath janam lekar bhi maa baap ka karz nahi utaar sakti

Even after seven lives a child can't repay the debt to his parents

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Olympic games believe that forget win or lose, play with pride ... and I believe that to hell with pride and play with life ... either take a life or give one

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Bloody he has so much muscles that he can smash anyone

Tanhai, aasoon, udasi ... baat hai zara si ... aur tum itni khafa si

Loneliness, tears, sadness ... it's just a small thing ... and you are so much annoyed

Aata majhi latakli!

Now mine's hanging!

Staff hi malik ko banata hai ... malik staff ko nahi

The staff makes the boss ... the boss doesn't make the staff

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking

Agar chain se sona hai toh jaag jaiye!

If you want to sleep peacefully then wake up!

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking

Haath pair mein dum nahi ... lekin hum kisi se kam nahi

We may not have power in our hands and feets ... but we are not less than anyone

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega

If you don't get killed ... then one day you will reach great heights

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Dosti ka koi mazhab nahi hota

Friendship has no religion

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Aata majhi latakli!

Now mine's hanging!

Dosti ka koi mazhab nahi hota

Friendship has no religion

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Olympic games believe that forget win or lose, play with pride ... and I believe that to hell with pride and play with life ... either take a life or give one

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Olympic games believe that forget win or lose, play with pride ... and I believe that to hell with pride and play with life ... either take a life or give one

Goti ... kalti maar!

Goti ... run!

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

You pretend to be crippled in front of everyone ... and in reality you run like Milkha Singh

Rishtey waqt se nahi, jazbaaton se mazboot hote hai ... kabhi koi ek saal tak janane ke baad bhi apne dil ki baat nahi samajh paata ... toh kabhi koi kisi ko ek pal mein apna jeevan saathi maan leta hai

Relationships become strong by emotions and not by time ... sometimes even after knowing someone for a year we still don't know what our heart wants ... and sometimes in one moment we consider someone to be our life partner

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Kishore Kumar ka gaana aur Bharat ka rashtra geet ... inhe kabhi aadhe chhodkar nahi jaate

Songs of Kishore Kumar and the national anthem of India ... you should never leave them in between

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Coffee or dinner, whatever fills your stomach ... can we go on a date?

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya

Dude I had heard about valet parking ... but this turned out to be valley parking

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

Even though the heart is on the left ... but its decisions are always right

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

Kishore Kumar ka gaana aur Bharat ka rashtra geet ... inhe kabhi aadhe chhodkar nahi jaate

Songs of Kishore Kumar and the national anthem of India ... you should never leave them in between

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

You both brother and sister have made me go crazy

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Jail mein ladna, marna, maarna sab maaf hai ... mooh kholna maaf nahi hai

In jail it is ok to fight, die and kill ... but it is not ok to open your mouth

Kisi bhi badi uljhan se nikalne ka sach hi raasta hota hai

Only truth is the way out from any big problem

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

Rishtey waqt se nahi, jazbaaton se mazboot hote hai ... kabhi koi ek saal tak janane ke baad bhi apne dil ki baat nahi samajh paata ... toh kabhi koi kisi ko ek pal mein apna jeevan saathi maan leta hai

Relationships become strong by emotions and not by time ... sometimes even after knowing someone for a year we still don't know what our heart wants ... and sometimes in one moment we consider someone to be our life partner

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value

Tanhai, aasoon, udasi ... baat hai zara si ... aur tum itni khafa si

Loneliness, tears, sadness ... it's just a small thing ... and you are so much annoyed

Hawaon mein ab toh kiss karta hoon ... har taraf tujhko miss karta hoon

Now I kiss in the air ... and I miss you everywhere

Aulad toh saath janam lekar bhi maa baap ka karz nahi utaar sakti

Even after seven lives a child can't repay the debt to his parents

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun

Hawaon mein ab toh kiss karta hoon ... har taraf tujhko miss karta hoon

Now I kiss in the air ... and I miss you everywhere

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Kisi bhi badi uljhan se nikalne ka sach hi raasta hota hai

Only truth is the way out from any big problem

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Sometimes the devil is below you ... sometimes you're below the devil ... too much fun

Denhar koi aur hai, devat hai din rain ... log bharam humpe kare, aasoon neeche nain

The real giver is someone else (not me), who gives enough to be given away ... people think I'm giving, hence I'm ashamed and I keep my eyes low