Ab tere paas sirf do hi options hai ... andar jail mein sadh ... ya khuda ke ghar

You now have only 2 options ... either rot in jail ... or go to God's house

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate

Gandhi said not to do any violence ... did anyone listen? ... had he said that with a gun, bloody everyone would have listened

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se chalta hai ... aur mera dimaag toh bachpan se hi bahut kharab hai

A business runs with a mind, not with a bullet ... and my mind is very bad since childhood

Baimaani pe promotion aur imaandari pe suspension?

Promotion on cheating and suspension on honesty?

Haath todh deta, paon todh deta ... dil nahi todna chahiye tha

You could have broken my hand, you could have broken my leg ... but you shouldn't have broken my heart

Bewajah kisi ko phodne ka nahi ... par agla na maane ... toh phir usko chhodne ka nahi

Don't fight with a person without a reason ... and if he doesn't listen ... then you should not leave him either

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Marte hue ko kabhi rokne ka nahi ... dushman galati kare toh tokne ka nahi ... aur yaar ki item ko kabhi chune ka nahi

You should never stop a person who is dying ... don't kill when an enemy commits a mistake ... and never touch a friend's girlfriend

Zindagi saanp seedi ki tarah hai ... seedi chada toh mauj, saanp dasa toh maut

Life is like the game of snakes and ladders ... it's fun if you climb a ladder, and it's death if a snake bites you

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

Baimaani pe promotion aur imaandari pe suspension?

Promotion on cheating and suspension on honesty?

Paisa aadmi ka style badal deta hai

Money changes the style of a person

Dost se bada dushman koi na hove hai

There is no bigger enemy than a friend

Ab tere paas sirf do hi options hai ... andar jail mein sadh ... ya khuda ke ghar

You now have only 2 options ... either rot in jail ... or go to God's house

Sach bolega ek baar maroonga ... jhoot bola toh iktaalis bar maroonga

If you say the truth, I will hit you once ... and if you lie then I will hit you 41 times

Woh kab aata hai, kab jaata hai ... na koi poochta hai, na koi jaanta hai

When does he come, when does he go ... no one asks that, no one knows that

Sach bolega ek baar maroonga ... jhoot bola toh iktaalis bar maroonga

If you say the truth, I will hit you once ... and if you lie then I will hit you 41 times

Logon ki aadhi zindagi yeh soochne mein guzar jaati hai ki woh is duniya mein karne kya aaye hai ... aur aadhi us kaam mein joh woh karna nahi chahte

People spend half their life in thinking what have they come on this earth to do ... and half in doing the work that they don't want to do

Chot ko apni taqat bana ... kamzori nahi

Make the wound as your strength ... not your weakness

Zindagi saanp seedi ki tarah hai ... seedi chada toh mauj, saanp dasa toh maut

Life is like the game of snakes and ladders ... it's fun if you climb a ladder, and it's death if a snake bites you

Bewajah kisi ko phodne ka nahi ... par agla na maane ... toh phir usko chhodne ka nahi

Don't fight with a person without a reason ... and if he doesn't listen ... then you should not leave him either

Zindagi saanp seedi ki tarah hai ... seedi chada toh mauj, saanp dasa toh maut

Life is like the game of snakes and ladders ... it's fun if you climb a ladder, and it's death if a snake bites you

Tum zara si kam khoobsurat hoti ... toh bhi bahut khoobsurat hoti

If you were just a little bit less beautiful ... then to you would have been very beautiful

Is charre ko bandook mein daal, trigger daba ... kartoos banke niklega aur sabko phod dega

Put this crazy guy in a gun and press the trigger ... he will come out as a cartridge and will kill everyone

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

Aadmi bada ho ya chota, koi farak nahi padta ... bas uski kahani badi honi chahiye

It doesn't matter if a person is big or small ... it's just that his story must be big

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Dost se bada dushman koi na hove hai

There is no bigger enemy than a friend

Marte hue ko kabhi rokne ka nahi ... dushman galati kare toh tokne ka nahi ... aur yaar ki item ko kabhi chune ka nahi

You should never stop a person who is dying ... don't kill when an enemy commits a mistake ... and never touch a friend's girlfriend

Chot ko apni taqat bana ... kamzori nahi

Make the wound as your strength ... not your weakness

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

Dost se bada dushman koi na hove hai

There is no bigger enemy than a friend

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se chalta hai ... aur mera dimaag toh bachpan se hi bahut kharab hai

A business runs with a mind, not with a bullet ... and my mind is very bad since childhood

Logon ki aadhi zindagi yeh soochne mein guzar jaati hai ki woh is duniya mein karne kya aaye hai ... aur aadhi us kaam mein joh woh karna nahi chahte

People spend half their life in thinking what have they come on this earth to do ... and half in doing the work that they don't want to do

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate

Gandhi said not to do any violence ... did anyone listen? ... had he said that with a gun, bloody everyone would have listened

Sach bolega ek baar maroonga ... jhoot bola toh iktaalis bar maroonga

If you say the truth, I will hit you once ... and if you lie then I will hit you 41 times