Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap

Wherever sin stands up ... I will cut it with the axe

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap

Wherever sin stands up ... I will cut it with the axe

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

I hope his joke does not get us in trouble

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Don't horny me!

Don't horny me!

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty

Don't horny me!

Don't horny me!