Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Once I make a commitment ... then even my p*nis doesn't listen to me

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Something wow in the village ... like butter and bun ... meow!

Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay

We were three Ramsay brothers ... two of them have lost it ... I'm the only Ramsay remaining

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

This time we don't do A-B-C-D with a gorgeous city girl ... but with a beautiful village girl we'll do Ka-Kha-Ga ... and F**k

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

We wanted to become Shambu the great hunter ... but now big sticks will enter our rear end

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Something wow in the village ... like butter and bun ... meow!

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Here the story should have ended ... Ragini's youth was incomplete when she died ... any man of any religion would be good for her ... as Ragini's soul just wanted to have a nuptial night

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Once I make a commitment ... then even my p*nis doesn't listen to me

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

I agree that this is a story of flahsback ... but is this rhyming necessary

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

A pot in the dreams ... a jerk in reality ... oh god, where have you thrown me

Duniya bhar ki masti tumhare pyar ki barabari nahi kar sakti ... aur aaj us hi pyar ki kasam khate hai ... mar jayenge par tumhe kabhi dhokha nahi denge

All the entertainment of the world can't equal your love ... and today I swear on that love ... that I'll die, but I'll never cheat on you

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Hey you a**hole

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

When she was small she used to sit in my lap and have a lollypop ... now when she sits in my lap, then my lolly pops

Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

The whole village was talking about Ragini's beauty ... young guys had written letters for her with their blood ... but to keep every sin away from her daughter ... her father was standing at her doorstep

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

You're not a human, you're a wild buffalo ... forget a wild buffalo, you're a donkey's a**

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

This must be the first bed of the world ... on which my sister-in-law sleeps with us

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

What we thought was going to be cheap, turned out to be expensive ... now only our ashes will leave from here ... who asked us to have great grand fun

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

When she was small she used to sit in my lap and have a lollypop ... now when she sits in my lap, then my lolly pops

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Oh hell, in the village ... stinking buns ... what to do now!

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

You're not a human, you're a wild buffalo ... forget a wild buffalo, you're a donkey's a**

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane

Rascal, looking at you now I know ... why brother-in-law is called a curse

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Oh hell, in the village ... stinking buns ... what to do now!