(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai
Copy Hindi Dialogue(What do you guys do?) - We do marketing ... the boss gives us a target and we finish that target
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareSoovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai
Copy Hindi DialogueA bloody pig should only eat shit ... the moment he tries to eat a sweet, his digestion will get disrupted
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareSeeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye
Copy Hindi DialogueGet alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareMoongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti
Copy Hindi DialogueIf groundnuts didn't have the skin and if women didn't have tantrums ... then how easy life would have been
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareSeeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye
Copy Hindi DialogueGet alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareKoi atka hua hai pal shayad ... waqt main pad gaya hai bal shayad ... dil agar hai toh dard bhi hoga ... iska koi nahi hai hal shayad
Copy Hindi DialogueA moment seems to be stuck ... time seems to be under crisis ... if there's a heart then there's bound to be pain ... there seems to be no solution to this
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareGun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye
Copy Hindi DialogueTo fire a gun you need courage in your backside and not in your finger
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareEk ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!
Copy Hindi DialogueWhat do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLahu luhaan hua hai falak, yeh kaisa loha phigla hai ... ek suraj doob gaya peeche, ek suraj samne nikla hai
Copy Hindi DialogueThe horizon has become bloody, what kind of iron has melted ... one sun has set behind us, and one sun is rising in front of us
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareSoovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai
Copy Hindi DialogueA bloody pig should only eat shit ... the moment he tries to eat a sweet, his digestion will get disrupted
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareEk ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!
Copy Hindi DialogueWhat do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareKoi atka hua hai pal shayad ... waqt main pad gaya hai bal shayad ... dil agar hai toh dard bhi hoga ... iska koi nahi hai hal shayad
Copy Hindi DialogueA moment seems to be stuck ... time seems to be under crisis ... if there's a heart then there's bound to be pain ... there seems to be no solution to this
Copy English Dialogue View & Share'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye
Copy Hindi DialogueInstead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareTabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha
Copy Hindi DialogueI am firing a gun ... not since you were inside your mother, but since you were inside your father
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareBacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIt doesn't matter where a child is born ... he becomes just like the place where he grows up
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLadki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai
Copy Hindi DialogueA woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareIsko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIf he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover
Copy English Dialogue View & Share(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai
Copy Hindi Dialogue(What do you guys do?) - We do marketing ... the boss gives us a target and we finish that target
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLaundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!
Copy Hindi DialogueWhen you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLaundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!
Copy Hindi DialogueWhen you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareTarcol ki ek sadak par do saaye hai ... andhere ki najayaz aulaad hai shayad ... ghoont ghoont khoon pee kar dono pale hai shayad ... paon tale zameen hai na sar pe aasmaan hai ... zindagi kuchal gayi, yeh unki daastan hai
Copy Hindi DialogueOn the asphalt road there are two shadows ... may be they are the illegitimate children of darkness ... may be they have grown up drinking blood ... they neither have ground beneath their feet nor a sky above their heads ... this is the tale of those whose lives have been crushed
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareAaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya
Copy Hindi DialogueWe have given such surprises ... that the people receiving them have stopped celebrating their birthdays from the following year
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLahu luhaan hua hai falak, yeh kaisa loha phigla hai ... ek suraj doob gaya peeche, ek suraj samne nikla hai
Copy Hindi DialogueThe horizon has become bloody, what kind of iron has melted ... one sun has set behind us, and one sun is rising in front of us
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareSari zindagi kai tasveerein seene se lagayi rakhi ... kabhi khud ki tasveer yaad nahi rakhi
Copy Hindi DialogueAll my life I kept a lot of pictures close to my heart ... but I never remembered my own picture
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareMoongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti
Copy Hindi DialogueIf groundnuts didn't have the skin and if women didn't have tantrums ... then how easy life would have been
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLaundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!
Copy Hindi DialogueWhen you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareAaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya
Copy Hindi DialogueWe have given such surprises ... that the people receiving them have stopped celebrating their birthdays from the following year
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLadki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai
Copy Hindi DialogueA woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareEk khwaab ne aankhen kholi hai ... kya modh aaya hai kahani mein ... woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein ... aur aag lagi hai paani mein
Copy Hindi DialogueA dream has opened it's eyes ... what a twist has come in the story ... she is getting wet in the rain ... and there is fire in the water
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareEk khwaab ne aankhen kholi hai ... kya modh aaya hai kahani mein ... woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein ... aur aag lagi hai paani mein
Copy Hindi DialogueA dream has opened it's eyes ... what a twist has come in the story ... she is getting wet in the rain ... and there is fire in the water
Copy English Dialogue View & Share(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai
Copy Hindi Dialogue(What do you guys do?) - We do marketing ... the boss gives us a target and we finish that target
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareEk khwaab ne aankhen kholi hai ... kya modh aaya hai kahani mein ... woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein ... aur aag lagi hai paani mein
Copy Hindi DialogueA dream has opened it's eyes ... what a twist has come in the story ... she is getting wet in the rain ... and there is fire in the water
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareTabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha
Copy Hindi DialogueI am firing a gun ... not since you were inside your mother, but since you were inside your father
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareMoongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti
Copy Hindi DialogueIf groundnuts didn't have the skin and if women didn't have tantrums ... then how easy life would have been
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLadki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai
Copy Hindi DialogueA woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery
Copy English Dialogue View & Share'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye
Copy Hindi DialogueInstead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareBacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIt doesn't matter where a child is born ... he becomes just like the place where he grows up
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareIsko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIf he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareGun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye
Copy Hindi DialogueTo fire a gun you need courage in your backside and not in your finger
Copy English Dialogue View & Share