Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

I am not perfect, you are not perfect and life will never be perfect ... but you will always be perfect for me

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

People who can only understand the language of beatings cannot be counselled by words

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

This is not an Indian toliet ... where the thing that is supposed to close does not open and the thing that is supposed to open does not close

Wife working ... husband jerking

Wife working ... husband jerking

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

I don't trust the Indians ... (sorry) ... exactly

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Whether you accept it or not ... I want no guests

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Wife working ... husband jerking

Wife working ... husband jerking

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

There are two types of Indians ... one on whom you cannot depend ... and other are whom you cannot tolerate

Wife working ... husband jerking

Wife working ... husband jerking

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

I am not perfect, you are not perfect and life will never be perfect ... but you will always be perfect for me

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Their logic switch is always off ... and if by mistake it turns on ... then the regulator always stays on zero

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

Funny guy, good sense of humor ... I like that

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Whether you accept it or not ... I want no guests

When in the Rome ... do the Romans

When in Rome ... do as the Romans do

When in the Rome ... do the Romans

When in Rome ... do as the Romans do