Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

To stay happy in life you only need 3 things ... good food, good cars and good girls

Goli chalane ke liye plan nahi ... jigra chahiye

To fire a bullet you don't need a plan ... you need courage

Film ho ya haqeeqat ... jab ladkiyo ko bachana hota hai ... toh hero hi aata hai

Be it a film or reality ... when it comes to saving girls ... only the hero comes

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

I am not perfect, you are not perfect and life will never be perfect ... but you will always be perfect for me

Aaisi koi harkat mat karna jisse hamara apmaan ho ... kahin bhaura gaye, toh pehle maar maarke badan ko dard denge ... phir maar denge

Don't do anything that will dishonor me ... if I get mad, then I will give your body a lot of pain by hitting you ... and then I'll kill you

Teri mitti jazbaat se judi hai aur meri akkal pani se ... tu jaan de sakta hai, main jaan le sakta hoon

Your soil is connected with emotions and mine with pride ... you can give your life, and I can take a life

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

Jab rishta zindagi mein aata hai ... toh saath aankhon mein aasoon aur dil mein dard lekar aata hai

When a relationship comes in life ... then it brings tears in the eyes and pain in the heart with itself

Sachchai ke aasoon se dil pighla karte hai ... tum jaise patthar nahi

The tears of truth can melt hearts ... not stones like you

Soocho, soocho ... aur soochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon

Think, think ... and to think I'll give you my entire life

Joh aankhon se dikh jaaye ... woh zakhm hi kya

What can be seem from the eyes ... that wound is nothing

Sachcha pyar kabhi adhoora nahi rehta ... ek na ek din toh woh poora hoga hi ... kyun ki yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai

True love never remains incomplete ... one day or the other it will get complete ... because life is very long

Jab hum aayenge garmi thodi badh jayegi ... pata chal hi jayega

When I'll come it will get a little hot ... you'll come to know

Har kahani ka happy ending ho sakta hai ... agar sahi waqt par end kardo toh

Every story can have a happy ending ... if you end it at the right time

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

Zyada bhala na bolna ... zyada bhali na choop ... zyada bhala na barasna ... zyada bhali na dhoop

One should neither speak too much ... nor stay quiet all the time ... just like it's not good to have too much rain ... nor too much sunshine

Joh aadmi bahut hasta hai ... woh rota bhi bahut hai

One who laughs a lot ... cries a lot to

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

Mohabbat bahut chota lafz hai ... meri jaan band hai tum mein

Love is a very small word ... without you, I have no reason to live

Paisa uska joh dhanda jaanta ho ... aur main hoon dhando no gando chokro

Money belongs to the one who knows about business ... and I'm a bad boy of business

Kabhi kabhi hamari marzi ... Allah ki marzi nahi hoti

Sometimes our wish ... is not the wish of God

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

Tum kabhi jeet nahin paye ... kyunki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki soochte the ... aur main kabhi hara nahin ... kyunki main hamesha jeetne ki soochta tha

You never won ... because you always thought about defeating me ... and I never lost ... because I always thought about winning

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Love only looks good in movies ... they edit the extra stuff

Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something

Your pink coloured face ... this alcoholic condition of the weather ... my heart is jumping around and saying ... something, something, something, something

Sachchai ke aasoon se dil pighla karte hai ... tum jaise patthar nahi

The tears of truth can melt hearts ... not stones like you

Sher hoon main sher ... aur sher tab tak raja hota hai jab tak akela rehta hai

I'm a lion ... and a lion is a king until he's single

Badla jitna purana hota hai ... utna hi khatarnak hota hai

The older the revenge ... the more dangerous it gets

Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by again?

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

Pyar ki bhasha toh achche achche patthar dilon ko phigla deti hai

The language of love can melt the biggest of the stone hearted people

Only asking you to dance yaar ... not maarooing chance

Just asking you to dance pal ... not trying to hit on you

Bachpan ki mohabbat ko dil se na juda karna ... jab yaad meri aaye milne ki dua karna

Don't separate the love of childhood from your heart ... whenever you remember me, pray that we meet soon

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh rasta seedha pakadte hai aur har raat chain ki neend sote hai ... aur duje woh joh rasta tedha pakadte hai aur har raat aise jeete hai jaise ki woh unki aakhri raat ho

There are two kinds of people in this world ... first who take the right path and sleep in peace every night ... and second who take the wrong path and live every night as if it's their last night

Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi

I will forget ... but this anger of mine doesn't listen

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai

My bullet doesn't kill ... it awakens the animal inside others

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile

Your smile creates a lot of pain in a man

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

Jab rishta zindagi mein aata hai ... toh saath aankhon mein aasoon aur dil mein dard lekar aata hai

When a relationship comes in life ... then it brings tears in the eyes and pain in the heart with itself

Main jeeonga tumhare saath aur maroonga tumhari chahat mein

I'll live with you and I'll die for your love

Aaj zindagi ki race lagate hain ... joh jeet gaya, sabkuch uska

Let's have the race of life today ... winner takes everything

Zindagi ki raftar jitni tezz hai ... traffic utni hi rukavatein daal deta hai ... kai baar raaste badalne padte hai ghar pahunchne ke liye

The faster the speed of life is ... the traffic puts that many blocks ... many a times you have to change my path to reach home

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

No licking, no sucking, no love you long time ... only looking

Intelligence aur performance ... background ka mohtaj nahi hota

Intelligence and performance ... is not dependent on ones background

Tumse milne se pehle maine sirf apne aap se pyar kiya hai ... aur tumse milne ke baad maine sirf pyar kiya hai

Before I met you I only loved myself ... and after I met you I have only loved

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

Aadmi ke paida hote hi kaal apne bhaise pe baithke chal padta hai usse vapis lewane ... aadmi ki zindagi utni jitna samay us bhaise ko laga us tak pahunchne mein

When a person is born then time sits on his buffalo and leaves to get him back ... hence the life of that person is equal to the time that it takes for that buffalo to reach him

Main paisa ghode par nahi ... jockey par lagata hoon

I don't bet on the horse ... I bet on the jockey

Apni zindagi ke bare mein log aksar proudly kehte hai ... ki kuch ishq kiya, kuch kaam kiya ... lekin maine apne kaam se hi ishq kiya

People often proudly say about their life ... that they loved a little and worked a little ... but I loved my work itself

Ek doosre se aage badne ki jaldbaazi mein aur apni manzil tak pahunchne ki maramaari mein ... hum apne manzil ke kareeb tak shayad pahunch jaate hai ... magar apne aap se door ho jaate hai

In trying to move ahead of each other and in trying to get to our goals ... may be we reach close to our goals ... but we become far from ourselves

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Mom had said that never break anyone's heart ... so leaving the heart I broke everything else

Kabhi kabhi bina kisi ko pasand kiye hum mein unhe help karna chahiye ... kyun ki yahi sahi tarika hai

Sometimes without liking someone we should help them ... because that's the right thing to do

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it

I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon

I'm risk free ... I come with guarantee

Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

You don't know the people of Bombay ... they'll beat you up and change your design

Mere do hi rule hai ... rule no. 1, mera paisa kabhi khona nahi ... aur rule no. 2, rule no. 1 kabhi bhoolna nahi

I have only two rules ... rule no. 1, never lose my money ... and rule no. 2, never forget rule no. 1

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

I keel dead peepal!

I kill dead people!

Aapki har baat paison se shuru hoti hai ... aur paison par khatam hoti hai

Every point of yours starts with money ... and ends with money

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Bloody I have so much pressure, so much pressure ... that I am feeling like a cooker ... and vegetables are cooking inside of me

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai

My bullet doesn't kill ... it awakens the animal inside others

Wohi meri duniya, wohi meri puja ... uske sivah nahi aur koi duja

She is my world, she is my worship ... there is no one other than her for me

Main apni haar ko bhi celebrate karta hoon

I celebrate my losing also

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai

What to do with this bad habit of mine ... I stand in front of the doors of hell and commit a sin

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

Tu emotions par chalta hai ... main maths par

To follow emotions ... and I follow maths

Main paisa ghode par nahi ... jockey par lagata hoon

I don't bet on the horse ... I bet on the jockey

Kaam, kaam se pyar, pyar se kaam mein kahin pyar toh reh hi gaya ... woh bhi karna hai apni zindagi se, apne bete se

Work, from work to love, from love to work, in the middle of all this love got left behind ... now I have to fall in love with my life, with my son

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

Every Lord Rama has his own Ravana ... every Lord Rama has his own festival of Dussehra

Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile

Your smile creates a lot of pain in a man

Chor chori se jaye lekin hera pheri se na jaye

A thief can give up everything but not stealing

Inspector saab kanoon aur farz ke rakhwaale baad mein banna ... pehle dil ke rakhwaale bano

Mr. Policeman you should become the protector of law and duty ... after you become the protector of the heart

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

I'm not a poet but oh you beauty ... I don't know the lines after this

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Your smile is a social service ... look the tensions of the world are reducing

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Men keep talking about their manhood for their entire life ... but when they hear about pregnancy then they become a coward

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Hamare yahan badla lene ki parampara hai ... koi corporate culture nahi hai ... ki agli deal mein purane nuksaan ko adjust kar lenge

We have a tradition here to take revenge ... it ain't a corporate culture ... where we can adjust the old loss in the next deal

Honth tharthara rahe hai, kaanpe lagi nazar ... yeh jaadu hai, junoon ya, kisi ke ishq ka asar

The lips are shivering, the eyes are blinking ... is this magic or passion or the effect of someone's love

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

To eat cake, we people can go anywhere

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

Every Lord Rama has his own Ravana ... every Lord Rama has his own festival of Dussehra

Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

You don't know the people of Bombay ... they'll beat you up and change your design

Honth tharthara rahe hai, kaanpe lagi nazar ... yeh jaadu hai, junoon ya, kisi ke ishq ka asar

The lips are shivering, the eyes are blinking ... is this magic or passion or the effect of someone's love

Tumhari badkismat hai ki tum jeet gaye

It's your bad luck that you won

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Brother, there is only a threads difference between a fool and a dumbass ... on one end of the thread is the fool and on the other is the dumbass ... and brother if you break that thread it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass

Apni zindagi ke bare mein log aksar proudly kehte hai ... ki kuch ishq kiya, kuch kaam kiya ... lekin maine apne kaam se hi ishq kiya

People often proudly say about their life ... that they loved a little and worked a little ... but I loved my work itself

Jhoot main bol nahi sakta ... aur sach tum pakad logi

I can't say the lie ... and you'll catch the truth

Atma toh pehle hi kisi aur ki ho gayi hai ... reh gaya yeh shareer, isse bhagwan ko arpan kar dete hai

My soul is already someone else's ... whats left is this body, lets offer that to God

I keel dead peepal!

I kill dead people!

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh darshak banke khel ka lutf lete hai ... aur doosre woh joh maidaan mein utarke khelte hai, aur khel ka rukh badalte hai

There are two kinds of people in this world ... first who become spectators and enjoy the game ... and second who step in the field to play the game, and change the direction of the game

Tum kabhi jeet nahin paye ... kyunki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki soochte the ... aur main kabhi hara nahin ... kyunki main hamesha jeetne ki soochta tha

You never won ... because you always thought about defeating me ... and I never lost ... because I always thought about winning

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

Haar aur jeet mein ek hi pharak hota hai ... bhook

There's only one difference between winning and losing ... hunger

Tumhari badkismat hai ki tum jeet gaye

It's your bad luck that you won

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

Kaam, kaam se pyar, pyar se kaam mein kahin pyar toh reh hi gaya ... woh bhi karna hai apni zindagi se, apne bete se

Work, from work to love, from love to work, in the middle of all this love got left behind ... now I have to fall in love with my life, with my son

Sachcha pyar kabhi adhoora nahi rehta ... ek na ek din toh woh poora hoga hi ... kyun ki yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai

True love never remains incomplete ... one day or the other it will get complete ... because life is very long

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai

When someone else wins, clap for them from your heart just the way you wanted to hear the claps for youself ... that way no one loses ... we all become a part of the victory in some way or the other

Bachpan ki mohabbat ko dil se na juda karna ... jab yaad meri aaye milne ki dua karna

Don't separate the love of childhood from your heart ... whenever you remember me, pray that we meet soon

Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile

Your smile creates a lot of pain in a man

Kal kisi ne nahi dekha hai ... aur kya pata kal aaye ya nahi aaye ... aur main apna har kal aaj mein badal doonga

No one has seen tomorrow ... who knows whether tomorrow will come or not ... and that's why I'll turn my every tomorrow into today

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Bloody I have so much pressure, so much pressure ... that I am feeling like a cooker ... and vegetables are cooking inside of me

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Mom had said that never break anyone's heart ... so leaving the heart I broke everything else

Mohabbatein karna aur mohabbaton ko jeetna ... yeh toh hamara kaam hai

To love and to win love ... is my work

Note ka malik ban'ne ke liye usse kamana padta hai

You have to earn money to become the owner of it

Aadmi ko subah jaldi uthna chahiye ... varna saare kaam adhoore reh jate hai

One must get up early in the morning ... or else all work gets pending

Inspector saab kanoon aur farz ke rakhwaale baad mein banna ... pehle dil ke rakhwaale bano

Mr. Policeman you should become the protector of law and duty ... after you become the protector of the heart

Main yeh nahi keh raha ki mere saath apni sari zindagi bitao ... kisse chahiye life long commitment? ... bas ek ek din karke jeeyenge ... na baad ka soochenge, na pehle ka yaad rakhenge ... bas aaj ko sambhalenge aur kya pata shayad aaise hi poori zindagi kat jayegi

I'm not saying that spend your entire life with me ... who wants life long commitment? ... we'll live one day at a time ... we won't think about the future, nor will we remember the past ... we'll just take care of the present and who knows may be just like that we'll spend the entire life

Mohabbatein karna aur mohabbaton ko jeetna ... yeh toh hamara kaam hai

To love and to win love ... is my work

Haar aur jeet mein ek hi pharak hota hai ... bhook

There's only one difference between winning and losing ... hunger

Jab rishta zindagi mein aata hai ... toh saath aankhon mein aasoon aur dil mein dard lekar aata hai

When a relationship comes in life ... then it brings tears in the eyes and pain in the heart with itself

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai

A car doesn't ... a driver wins a race

Wohi meri duniya, wohi meri puja ... uske sivah nahi aur koi duja

She is my world, she is my worship ... there is no one other than her for me

Sirf janam se rishtey nahi bante ... pyar se bhi rishtey bante hai

Relations are not built just by birth ... they are also built with love

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

Atma toh pehle hi kisi aur ki ho gayi hai ... reh gaya yeh shareer, isse bhagwan ko arpan kar dete hai

My soul is already someone else's ... whats left is this body, lets offer that to God

Ya toh dosti gehri hai ... ya yeh photo 3D hai

Either this friendship is strong ... or this photo is 3D

Postcard shot hai tumhari aankhen ... perfect ... khwaab dikha deti hai logon ko ... joh bhi inhe dekhta hai apne aap ko dhoondta hai in mein

Your eyes are a postcard picture ... perfect ... it makes people dream ... and whoever sees them tries to find himself in them

Life is strange people are stranger ... har sundar cheez mein hota hai kuch danger ... zinda rehne ke bhi badalte hai ab fashion ... Jimmy ki life ka yahi toh hai tashan

Life is strange people are stranger ... there is some danger in every beautiful thing ... even the fashion of staying alive changes ... this is the style of Jimmy

Aaj zindagi ki race lagate hain ... joh jeet gaya, sabkuch uska

Let's have the race of life today ... winner takes everything

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

Mohabbat ki amanat bahut bhaari hoti hai

The deposit kept in love is very heavy

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main

You're hot ... and I am scared that if I touch you then I might get burnt

Yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai ... aur hamare pass waqt bahut kam hai

This life is very long ... and we have very little time

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

I am not perfect, you are not perfect and life will never be perfect ... but you will always be perfect for me

Life is strange people are stranger ... har sundar cheez mein hota hai kuch danger ... zinda rehne ke bhi badalte hai ab fashion ... Jimmy ki life ka yahi toh hai tashan

Life is strange people are stranger ... there is some danger in every beautiful thing ... even the fashion of staying alive changes ... this is the style of Jimmy

Postcard shot hai tumhari aankhen ... perfect ... khwaab dikha deti hai logon ko ... joh bhi inhe dekhta hai apne aap ko dhoondta hai in mein

Your eyes are a postcard picture ... perfect ... it makes people dream ... and whoever sees them tries to find himself in them

Main paisa ghode par nahi ... jockey par lagata hoon

I don't bet on the horse ... I bet on the jockey

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai

When someone else wins, clap for them from your heart just the way you wanted to hear the claps for youself ... that way no one loses ... we all become a part of the victory in some way or the other

Joh kaal ke saath badal jaaye woh akaal hi kaisa

The one who changes with time ain't a timeless person

Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

To stay happy in life you only need 3 things ... good food, good cars and good girls

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

You really hate me right? ... and i love that

Tu hamesha correct baat bol deti hai jaaneman

Oh my love you always say the correct thing

Brahman bhuka toh Sudama, samjha toh Chanakya aur rootha toh Ravan

If a priest is hungry then he is Sudama, if he understands then he is Chanakya and if he is angry then he is Ravana

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh darshak banke khel ka lutf lete hai ... aur doosre woh joh maidaan mein utarke khelte hai, aur khel ka rukh badalte hai

There are two kinds of people in this world ... first who become spectators and enjoy the game ... and second who step in the field to play the game, and change the direction of the game

Inspector saab kanoon aur farz ke rakhwaale baad mein banna ... pehle dil ke rakhwaale bano

Mr. Policeman you should become the protector of law and duty ... after you become the protector of the heart

Maut ki taiyaari pehda hote hi shuru ho jaati hai

The preparation for death starts right when that person is born

Jhoot main bol nahi sakta ... aur sach tum pakad logi

I can't say the lie ... and you'll catch the truth

Zyada bhala na bolna ... zyada bhali na choop ... zyada bhala na barasna ... zyada bhali na dhoop

One should neither speak too much ... nor stay quiet all the time ... just like it's not good to have too much rain ... nor too much sunshine

Mujhe harakar koi meri jaan bhi le jaye, mujhe manzoor hai ... lekin dhokha dene waale ko main dubara mauka nahi deta

If someone takes my life after defeating me, I am ok with that ... but, I never give a second chance to a cheater

Pyar ka pehla kadam dosti hai, aur aakhri bhi ... bus beech ke kadam reh gaye hain

The first step of love is friendship, and so is the last ... only the steps in between are left

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

A family turns a brave person into a timid one

Jee lenge hum ... is gham ko bhi pee lenge hum

I will live ... and I will endure this pain also

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

Mohabbat ki amanat bahut bhaari hoti hai

The deposit kept in love is very heavy

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

99% stories end on "I Love You" ... you know why? ... because it's the beginning of the end

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

Badlaav maapa nahi ja sakta ... sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai

Change cannot be measured ... it can only be felt

Jab dillagi dil ki lagi ban jaati hai ... toh patthar dil bhi pighal jaate hai

When pleasantry turns into love ... then even the stone hearted people melt

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai

When someone else wins, clap for them from your heart just the way you wanted to hear the claps for youself ... that way no one loses ... we all become a part of the victory in some way or the other

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Your smile is a social service ... look the tensions of the world are reducing

Kanoon kabhi kisi ke samne sar jhukane nahi jaata ... balki bade bade mujrim aur soorma kanoon ke aage adab se sar jhukane khud aate hai

The law never goes in front of anyone to bow it's head down ... instead the biggest of the criminals and rowdies themselves come in front of the law to bow down their head in respect

Dard agar insaan ke apne daire mein rahe toh saha ja sakta hai ... magar joh dard doosron ka dard ban jaye ... usse apno mein baant lena hi behtar hota hai

If the pain stays within the limits of a person then it can be beared ... but the pain that becomes pain for others ... it's better to share that with your dear ones

Intelligence aur performance ... background ka mohtaj nahi hota

Intelligence and performance ... is not dependent on ones background

Har kahani ka happy ending ho sakta hai ... agar sahi waqt par end kardo toh

Every story can have a happy ending ... if you end it at the right time

Soocho, soocho ... aur soochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon

Think, think ... and to think I'll give you my entire life

Tum kabhi jeet nahin paye ... kyunki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki soochte the ... aur main kabhi hara nahin ... kyunki main hamesha jeetne ki soochta tha

You never won ... because you always thought about defeating me ... and I never lost ... because I always thought about winning

Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

To stay happy in life you only need 3 things ... good food, good cars and good girls

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

99% stories end on "I Love You" ... you know why? ... because it's the beginning of the end

Teri mitti jazbaat se judi hai aur meri akkal pani se ... tu jaan de sakta hai, main jaan le sakta hoon

Your soil is connected with emotions and mine with pride ... you can give your life, and I can take a life

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai

A car doesn't ... a driver wins a race

Kanoon kabhi kisi ke samne sar jhukane nahi jaata ... balki bade bade mujrim aur soorma kanoon ke aage adab se sar jhukane khud aate hai

The law never goes in front of anyone to bow it's head down ... instead the biggest of the criminals and rowdies themselves come in front of the law to bow down their head in respect

Zindagi ki raftar jitni tezz hai ... traffic utni hi rukavatein daal deta hai ... kai baar raaste badalne padte hai ghar pahunchne ke liye

The faster the speed of life is ... the traffic puts that many blocks ... many a times you have to change my path to reach home

Jab dillagi dil ki lagi ban jaati hai ... toh patthar dil bhi pighal jaate hai

When pleasantry turns into love ... then even the stone hearted people melt

Pyar ka pehla kadam dosti hai, aur aakhri bhi ... bus beech ke kadam reh gaye hain

The first step of love is friendship, and so is the last ... only the steps in between are left

Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something

Your pink coloured face ... this alcoholic condition of the weather ... my heart is jumping around and saying ... something, something, something, something

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

It's my Tom Cruise look buddy

Race hamesha meri thi aur meri hi rahegi ... kyun ki main is race ka sabse purana khiladi hoon

The race always was and will remain mine ... because I am the oldest player of this race

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

A family turns a brave person into a timid one

Mujhe sirf imaandaar logon se darr lagta hai

I am only scared of honest people

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

I'm not a poet but oh you beauty ... I don't know the lines after this

Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by again?

Ek baar zindagi mein zaroor milna

Meet me at least once in life

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

Aapki har baat paison se shuru hoti hai ... aur paison par khatam hoti hai

Every point of yours starts with money ... and ends with money

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

Paisa uska joh dhanda jaanta ho ... aur main hoon dhando no gando chokro

Money belongs to the one who knows about business ... and I'm a bad boy of business

Jee lenge hum ... is gham ko bhi pee lenge hum

I will live ... and I will endure this pain also

Aadmi ke paida hote hi kaal apne bhaise pe baithke chal padta hai usse vapis lewane ... aadmi ki zindagi utni jitna samay us bhaise ko laga us tak pahunchne mein

When a person is born then time sits on his buffalo and leaves to get him back ... hence the life of that person is equal to the time that it takes for that buffalo to reach him

Kuch nashe aaise hote hai joh kiye nahi jaate ... ho jaate hai

There are some intoxications that don't have to be done ... they happen by themselves

Main yeh nahi keh raha ki mere saath apni sari zindagi bitao ... kisse chahiye life long commitment? ... bas ek ek din karke jeeyenge ... na baad ka soochenge, na pehle ka yaad rakhenge ... bas aaj ko sambhalenge aur kya pata shayad aaise hi poori zindagi kat jayegi

I'm not saying that spend your entire life with me ... who wants life long commitment? ... we'll live one day at a time ... we won't think about the future, nor will we remember the past ... we'll just take care of the present and who knows may be just like that we'll spend the entire life

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Mom had said that never break anyone's heart ... so leaving the heart I broke everything else

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Love only looks good in movies ... they edit the extra stuff

Dard agar insaan ke apne daire mein rahe toh saha ja sakta hai ... magar joh dard doosron ka dard ban jaye ... usse apno mein baant lena hi behtar hota hai

If the pain stays within the limits of a person then it can be beared ... but the pain that becomes pain for others ... it's better to share that with your dear ones

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

Goli chalane ke liye plan nahi ... jigra chahiye

To fire a bullet you don't need a plan ... you need courage

Nazar teer par nahi ... nishaane par honi chahiye

The eye must not be on the arrow ... it must be on the target

Yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai ... aur hamare pass waqt bahut kam hai

This life is very long ... and we have very little time

Main sabse zyada aur hamesha ... sirf tumse pyar karoonga

More than anything and always ... I will love you

Mujhe harakar koi meri jaan bhi le jaye, mujhe manzoor hai ... lekin dhokha dene waale ko main dubara mauka nahi deta

If someone takes my life after defeating me, I am ok with that ... but, I never give a second chance to a cheater

Hamare yahan badla lene ki parampara hai ... koi corporate culture nahi hai ... ki agli deal mein purane nuksaan ko adjust kar lenge

We have a tradition here to take revenge ... it ain't a corporate culture ... where we can adjust the old loss in the next deal

Badla jitna purana hota hai ... utna hi khatarnak hota hai

The older the revenge ... the more dangerous it gets