I listened to this interview once with Jerry Seinfeld that really influenced my comedy and all of my writing, which is that when you're starting out in comedy, it's the audience that tells you what's funny about you. And you need to listen to that and make a note of that.
Copy QuoteI may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Copy Quote View & ShareIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
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