Back when Sammy Davis, Jr. and Dean Martin were doing roasts, they were all friends. They knew each other's children, each other's wives, each other's families. It wasn't about being disrespectful. It was about being funny.
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Copy Quote View & ShareIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
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