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I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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