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When I was a young girl, I was so crazy about animals that I wanted to do something associated with them, and I thought of being a vet. But then again, I figured I had to go to medical school, and science wasn't a good subject for me, so I dropped the idea pretty soon and thought maybe I could be a vet's assistant.

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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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A hospital is no place to be sick.

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For the mind disturbed, the still beauty of dawn is nature's finest balm.

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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

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They certainly give very strange names to diseases.

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You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.

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In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

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