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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

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Never wear anything that panics the cat.

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

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You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.

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