I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Copy QuoteIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Copy Quote View & ShareHe who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
Copy Quote View & ShareI believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
Copy Quote View & ShareYou cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.
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