Jaise dhoti pehenke koi bhi Gandhi nahi ban jaata hai ... chikni chameli pe dance karne wali koi Katrina nahi ban jaati hai ... waise hi tie, suit, boot, formal pehenke English bolne wala salesman nahi ban sakta hai

Like anyone can't become Gandhi just by wearing a loincloth ... like anyone can't become Katrina Kaif by dancing on her famous song ... just like that you can't become a salesman just by speaking in English while wearing a tie, a suit and boots

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Tairna hai toh samundar mein tairo, talaabo mein kya rakha hai ... aur joh ishq karna hai toh mujhse karo, janaaniyo mein kya rakha hai

If you want to swim then swim in the ocean, what's there in the lake ... and if you want to love then love me, what's there in the girls

Insaaniyat ka farz hai ek doosre ke kaam aana

It is the duty of humanity to help each other out

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai

Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Aap natural tarike se apne imaandari ki kamai ka kaam karte jayiye ... desh pragati khud ba khud karta chala jayega

You keep doing your honest work in a natural way ... and the country will keep progressing by itself

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Insaaniyat ka farz hai ek doosre ke kaam aana

It is the duty of humanity to help each other out

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

Har kahani ka hero Shahrukh Khan nahi hota hai ... kabhi kabhi aapki tarah, meri tarah, ek aam insaan bhi hota hai ... apni kahani ka hero

Shahrukh Khan isn't the hero of every story ... sometimes a common man like you and me ... is the hero of their own story

Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai

Look Jaggi has come to share the sadness and pain of friends ... who is that pigeon who is bothering you

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

Bada sochoge, phir bada banoge

If you think big, then you will become big

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Mehengi sirf cheezein hi nahi hoti balki uske saath sab kuch mehenga ho jaata hai ... rishta bhi, naata bhi, pyar bhi, hasi bhi

Only things don't get expensive but along with that everything gets expensive ... even relationships, even bonds, even love, even a smile

Mehengi sirf cheezein hi nahi hoti balki uske saath sab kuch mehenga ho jaata hai ... rishta bhi, naata bhi, pyar bhi, hasi bhi

Only things don't get expensive but along with that everything gets expensive ... even relationships, even bonds, even love, even a smile

Tumko dekha toh yeh khayal aaya ... zindagi dhoop aur tum naram chaaya

I got a feeling when I saw you ... that life is sunshine and you're a soft shade

Uske Ramayan shuru hone ke pehle uska Mahabharat kar denge

Before his Ramayana starts we will do his Mahabharata

Aap natural tarike se apne imaandari ki kamai ka kaam karte jayiye ... desh pragati khud ba khud karta chala jayega

You keep doing your honest work in a natural way ... and the country will keep progressing by itself

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai

Look Jaggi has come to share the sadness and pain of friends ... who is that pigeon who is bothering you

Chota mooh badi mooch

Small mouth and big moustache

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

Umar bhi kya cheez bana deti hai insaan ko

Age turns a person into such a strange thing

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Pyar jise love kehte hai, aise kahan hota hai ... woh toh Ganga mein pehli dubki ki tarah hai ... shareer pe padte hi atma tarr ho jaati hai

Love ain't anything just like that ... love is like the first dip in the holy Ganga river ... it cleanses your soul the moment it touches your body

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Tairna hai toh samundar mein tairo, talaabo mein kya rakha hai ... aur joh ishq karna hai toh mujhse karo, janaaniyo mein kya rakha hai

If you want to swim then swim in the ocean, what's there in the lake ... and if you want to love then love me, what's there in the girls

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

Jab cheezein aankhon ke pass ho toh aksar dhundli ho jaati hai ... phir jab door hoti hai toh saaf dikhne lagti hai ... lekin agar bahut door ho jaaye toh bhi dikhna bandh ho jaati hai

When things are close to the eye then they often appear blurry ... then when they are at a distance they appear clearly ... but again if they happen to be very far then too you can't see them

Aaj kal kehte hai ki bhagwan ke baad agar kisi ko sab kuch pata hai ... sab kuch ... toh woh hai Google

Nowadays it is said that if there's someone who knows everything after god ... literally everything ... then that's Google

Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai

Look Jaggi has come to share the sadness and pain of friends ... who is that pigeon who is bothering you

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me