Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee

My son is like the daily TV soap ... he guarantees sorrow, pain and distress everyday

Agar chain se sona hai toh jaag jaiye!

If you want to sleep peacefully then wake up!

Taqat umar ya kadh mein nahi ... irradon mein hoti hai

Power doesn't exists in age and height ... but it exists intentions

Haath pair mein dum nahi ... lekin hum kisi se kam nahi

We may not have power in our hands and feets ... but we are not less than anyone

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

In life to achieve certain things you don't look to see if it's right or wrong ... instead you look to see the time and the situation

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya

People like you say I love you before marriage ... and when it comes to marriage then you say what have I done

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

In life to achieve certain things you don't look to see if it's right or wrong ... instead you look to see the time and the situation

Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee

My son is like the daily TV soap ... he guarantees sorrow, pain and distress everyday

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

In life to achieve certain things you don't look to see if it's right or wrong ... instead you look to see the time and the situation

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya

People like you say I love you before marriage ... and when it comes to marriage then you say what have I done

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me