Anonymous Star Dialogues

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men

Perfect jhol ... no nuksaan, no pareshan

Perfect mischief ... no loss, no issues

Galat kaam karne ka koi bhi tarika sahi kaise ho sakta hai?

How can anyway of doing a wrong thing be right?

Kahi apne begaane ho jaate hai ... aur kahi begaane apne ho jaate hai

A lot of dear ones become strangers ... and a lot of strangers become dear ones

Bhaiya ji smile

Brother please smile

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

In the DNA of Gujarati people there's some level of bullying present ... because wherever they go, be it Manhattan or Mumbai ... they take portable Gujarat along with them

Joh samundar mein gotha lagate hai woh bheegkar jaate hai ... aur joh bar mein aate hai woh do-do peg peekar jaate hai

People who jump in the ocean leave wet ... and those who come in a bar leave only after drinking a couple of pegs

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Yeh kaam bhi kitni chalu cheez hai na ... jab kaam ko time chahiye hota hai toh family adjust karti hai na ... aur jab family ko time chahiye toh kaam ko toh adjust karna padega

Work is very smart ... when you need time for work then your family adjusts ... and when you need time for your family then work has to adjust as well

Is kambakht neend ko kya hua ki aati hi nahi ... aur tumhari yaad hai ki jaati hi nahi

What has happened to my sleep that it doesn't come ... and your memories are such that they don't go away

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Aurat ke gusse aur khoobsurati mein kamaal ka connection hai

There is a great connection between the anger and beauty of a woman

Bura waqt koi jagah nahi hoti jahan se aap bachke nikal sakte hai ... bura waqt aapke saath saath chalta hai ... aur jitna hi aap usse bhaagne ki koshish karte hai ... utna hi woh aapki taraf badhta hua nazar aata hai

Bad time is not a place from where you can run away ... bad time moves with you ... and the more you try to run away from it ... that much more it appears to come closer to you

Pyar aur shaq ka purana rishta hai ... jitna zyada pyar utna hi zyada shaq

Love and suspicion have an old relationship ... the more the love, that much more suspicion there is

Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua

The cycle has lost three kilos weight ... but you haven't lost even one gram

Josh mein mat aao varna hosh kho baithoge

Don't get over excited or else you'll lose your senses

Jisne pyar na kiya ... woh jiya toh kya jiya ... aaj khule aam kehte hai ... rab se pyara hai piya ... yaar ke baahon mein jiye ... aur yaar ke kandhon pe mare ... yaar se yaari nibhayein ... dil se dildaari karen

The one who hasn't be in love ... their life is not a life ... today I'm saying this openly ... my beloved is more precious to me than God ... I'll live in the arms of my beloved ... and I'll die on the shoulders of my beloved ... I'll fullfil my friendship with my friend ... and I'll love with my heart

Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif

Boys these days have lost their mind ... they look like a sucked mango and they want a girl like Katrina Kaif

Agar koi masla hal kiya ja sakta hai toh fikar karne ki zaroorat nahi ... agar hal nahi kiya ja sakta toh fikar karne se kya hoga

If you can solve a problem then there is no need to worry ... and if you can't solve the problem then what will you get by worrying about it

Apni life ka goal fixed ... naukri aur chokri ... front portion for chokri, back portion reserved for naukri

The goal of my life is fixed ... a job and a girl ... front portion for the girl and the back portion reserved for the job