Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya par jata hai ... tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai

When a troublesome shadow falls on a husband ... then it is the wife who protects him

Sab ladko ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai

All guys are interested in only one thing

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya

My shop had hardly opened and a curfew was called

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

My love story has ended before the climax

Funda zyada ho gaya na?

To much of fundamentals right?

Kisi ek insaan ki jaan lena ... matlab puri insaaniyat ko maar dalna hai

Taking the life of one person ... means killing the entire humanity

Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya par jata hai ... tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai

When a troublesome shadow falls on a husband ... then it is the wife who protects him

Ab toh mera haath chhod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Atleast leave my hand now ... I am not that beautiful

Kisi ek insaan ki jaan lena ... matlab puri insaaniyat ko maar dalna hai

Taking the life of one person ... means killing the entire humanity

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Jab dil, dil se baat karta hai ... toh hoton ko chup rehna chahiye

When a heart is talking to a heart ... then the lips must remain quiet

A son is a son till he gets himself a wife ... but a daughter is a daughter all her life

A son is a son till he gets himself a wife ... but a daughter is a daughter all her life

Partnership sirf profit mein hi nahi ... loss mein bhi hoti hai

A partnership happens not only in profit ... but in loss also

Ek biwi bewafaa ho sakti hai ... ek ladki, ek premika bewafaa ho sakti hai ... par ek maa bewafaa nahi ho sakti

A wife can be unfaithful ... a beloved girl can be unfaithful ... but a mother cannot be unfaithful

Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya

My shop had hardly opened and a curfew was called

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai

When the moon becomes half ... it is still called as the moon

Jab koi pyar mein hota hai ... toh koi sahi galat nahin hota

When someone is in love ... then there is no right wrong

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

When a husband and a wife are eating food silently ... then understand that there is trouble

Badhon se baat badhe hi kiya karte hai

Only elders talk to the elders

Ek biwi bewafaa ho sakti hai ... ek ladki, ek premika bewafaa ho sakti hai ... par ek maa bewafaa nahi ho sakti

A wife can be unfaithful ... a beloved girl can be unfaithful ... but a mother cannot be unfaithful

Main apni favorite hoon

I am my own favorite

Agar purani yaadon ke saath rahoge ... toh nayi yaadein kaise pehda karoge?

If you live with old memories ... then how will you create new memories?

Yahan Melbourne mein kisi ke pass kaam ke liye time ho ya na ho ... lekin pyar ke liye yahan sabke pass time hai

Here in Melbourne whether one has time for work or not ... but here everyone has time for love

Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati

I don't shake my hand with people who lose

Hum jis raaste ko apnate hai ... woh utna hi important hai jitni hamari manzil

The path that we take ... is also as important as our destination is

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

Is janam mein bauji toh kya, khud Bajrangbali bhi aa jaye ... toh woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte

In this life forget dad, even if lord Hanuman comes ... then even he will not be able to stop me from marrying you

Nasha gala banda karta hai ... par aundha effect poori family te hota hai

An individual is the one who takes drugs ... but it's effect is felt by his entire family

Sikhni hoon main ... Bhatinda ki!

I am Sikh girl ... from Bhatinda!

Aaj tak life mein ek train nahin chuti meri

To date I have never missed a train in life

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

To go to the prom with me you all have to be brilliant in three departments ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

Yahan Melbourne mein kisi ke pass kaam ke liye time ho ya na ho ... lekin pyar ke liye yahan sabke pass time hai

Here in Melbourne whether one has time for work or not ... but here everyone has time for love

Is janam mein bauji toh kya, khud Bajrangbali bhi aa jaye ... toh woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte

In this life forget dad, even if lord Hanuman comes ... then even he will not be able to stop me from marrying you

Hum jis raaste ko apnate hai ... woh utna hi important hai jitni hamari manzil

The path that we take ... is also as important as our destination is

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

Sikhni hoon main ... Bhatinda ki!

I am Sikh girl ... from Bhatinda!

Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai

When the moon becomes half ... it is still called as the moon

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Suraj ko andha kar doon, de doon chaand ko chashme ... ladki hoon par mujhe pasand nahi duniya ki koi rasme ... kayi dilon ka mujhse hai ajab ghazab connection ... Pooja ka yahi toh hai yahi toh hai tashan

I'll make the sun blind, I'll give the moon glasses ... I'm a girl but I don't like the customs of the world ... I have a strange connection with many hearts ... this is the style of Pooja

Phere hone ke baad beti baap ke ghar nahi ... pati ke ghar jati hai

After getting married a daughter does not go to her dads house ... she goes to her husbands house

Badhon se baat badhe hi kiya karte hai

Only elders talk to the elders

Ek biwi bewafaa ho sakti hai ... ek ladki, ek premika bewafaa ho sakti hai ... par ek maa bewafaa nahi ho sakti

A wife can be unfaithful ... a beloved girl can be unfaithful ... but a mother cannot be unfaithful

Agar purani yaadon ke saath rahoge ... toh nayi yaadein kaise pehda karoge?

If you live with old memories ... then how will you create new memories?

Aaj tak life mein ek train nahin chuti meri

To date I have never missed a train in life

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

When a husband and a wife are eating food silently ... then understand that there is trouble

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

My love story has ended before the climax

Jinke table pe churi kaante ki awaaz kam aur hasne baatein karne ki awaaz zyada ho ... woh log sukhi hote hai

A table of people where there is less noise of the knife and the fork, and more noise of laughing and talking ... those people are happy

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon

I am in hell ... but I know the way to heaven

Yahan Melbourne mein kisi ke pass kaam ke liye time ho ya na ho ... lekin pyar ke liye yahan sabke pass time hai

Here in Melbourne whether one has time for work or not ... but here everyone has time for love

Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate

If only the stuntman knew how to act ... they would become heroes

Phere hone ke baad beti baap ke ghar nahi ... pati ke ghar jati hai

After getting married a daughter does not go to her dads house ... she goes to her husbands house

You should never say never

You should never say never

You should never say never

You should never say never

Na hai shikwa kisi ko kisi se yahan, na hai kisi pe kisi ka zor ... jinko apna samajhte hai hum aksar, wahi nikalte hai koi aur

No one here has a complaint against anyone, and neither does anyone have control over someone ... often whom we consider our own, they are the ones who turn out to be someone else

Bachpan se hi naa ... mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god

Since childhood ... I have been crazy about getting married, swear on god